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!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
"Any Sysops here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"
2400 baud makes you want to get out and push.
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
43% of all statistics are totally worthless!!!
A 486 that runs at 10 Mhz? Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows.
A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.
Ah.. aah.. aaah.. atchou@)&*$%1 NO CARRIER
Always remember that you're unique - just like everyone else.
And just *WHAT* were those mistakes my parents made?
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!"
Be nice to smokers. They don't have long to live.
Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone.
Been through Hell? And what did you bring me?
Best file compressor around: DEL *.* (100% compression!)
Boost your system's speed by 200% - DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
Borrow a few lines = Plagiarism. Steal *volumes* = Research.
Buy Stacker? Why not just delete Windows?
Canadian DOS prompt: C:\EH?>
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Complaints? Write them here - legibly -> [] <-
Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping.
Deliver a pizza? Whoever heard of a liver pizza?
DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Don't buy furs, it takes trees to make protest signs.
Don't just stand there... KNEEL!
DOS Error: Please remove cat from drive A:...
DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
DOS never says, "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
DOSSHELL? Of course DOS is hell.
Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue.
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: {SMACK} C:\>
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
He who laughs last didn't understand the joke.
Help! I've fallen and I can't... Hey! Nice carpet!
Hey, look! A completely new undocumented fea&%$#*@ NO CARRIER
Honey, I think I just formatted the cat!
I have a mind like a steel... uh... thingamajig...
I ran today... Ice Cream truck was going 60 MPH...
If Noah had used Zip, he could have used a smaller boat.
If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need to read a 678-page manual?
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
In God we trust. All others must use the callback verifier.
It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it! -- Bill Gates
Keyboard error, press F1 to continue.
Know what I like about Windows? Not a damned thing.
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
OS/2: The sane way to jump out of Windows.
Oxymoron: Fast Windows
Oxymoron: Requires Microsoft Windows
Oxymoron: Runs Under Windows
Oxymoron: Windows Accelerator
Oxymoron: Windows Expert
Oxymoron: Windows Productivity
Oxymoron: Windows Capable
PATH=C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL;C:\OS2\FLY
Pick Two: 1. Cheap 2. Fast 3. Bug Free 4. Windows (Counts As 2)
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Redundant book title: Windows For Dummies.
Sad fact about Windows bashing is it's all true.
Speed is killing us. Use your road sense. And Microsoft Windows.
Stupidity is NOT a handicap. You'll have to park elsewhere.
WARNING: Keep taglines out of reach of children.
Windows ice cream: Hoggin' DOS.
Windows without dos is only Winw.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: If I'd *wanted* a Mac, I would have *bought* one!
Windows: Just say NO!!!
Windows: Next best thing to sand in your hard disk.
Windows: Ultimate memory manager. It manages to use it all.
Wndows is jst finefor bacgrond telcomncations.
[#'M ST#P#D] - "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat, an 'O'"