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- GUNSMOKE.TXT Copyright (c) 1993 by G. Smoke, proliferate freely.
-
- Salutations.
-
- I am Gunsmoke, the CAVE Inc Quality Assurance Engineer and the ass half of
- 1/2 Fast Software. While other companies may have yahoos masquerading as
- jackasses in their Quality Control Department, only CAVE Inc has the real
- thing!
-
- There are several poses of Gunsmoke The Jackass testing our 1/2 fast software.
- Reprints are available for $5 for a 4x6, $10 for a 8x10, and $20 for a 20x30
- inch poster for the front office. Contact 1/2 Fast Foto Div of CAVE Inc,
- 1/2 Fast Road, Ritner KY 42639 for proofs. 606/376-3137
-
- Other asininities are available, including other photos and audio tapes for
- your answering machine. I might also be persuaded to pose with your product
- for a publicity photo.
-
- I have trouble with a standard keyboard. I must hold a pencil in my fetlock
- and hunt & peck. Who makes computer keyboards for equines?
-
- Please contact:
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- G.Smoke, QUAL_ASS Dept, CAVE Inc, 1/2 Fast Road, Ritner, KY 42639