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- Welcome to Commode 1.0 Alpha. Written by Michael Vincze.
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- WHAT IS COMMODE?
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- Commode is a MS-Windows 3.1 program that is used in conjunction with
- the Windows File Manager. Commode allows you to drag and drop files
- from the File Manager onto a Commode icon or Commode window that will
- temporarily hold your file until you are sure you want it deleted
- (flushed.)
-
- Note Commode runs only with MS-Windows 3.1.
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- AUTHORS NOTE.
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- Some people might find Commode offensive. The filenames and sounds
- may appear to be vulgar. If you do then please accept my apologies.
- Depending on user feedback I may change the filenames. Also for the
- future I plan on adding a filth level.
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- PLEASE READ! VERY IMPORTANT!
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- Commode 1.0 Alpha is being distributed freely in hopes that the
- author will get feedback from users. Feel free to make copies and
- distribute Commode 1.0 Alpha as you please (provided a fee is not
- incurred other than normal BBS fees.) But please do not alter any
- files.
-
- The author can be contacted at:
-
- Michael Vincze
- 5229 Wood Creek Lane
- Garland, Texas, 75044-4915
-
- email: mav@asd470.dseg.ti.com
-
- phone: (214) 575-2723
- (214) 414-5175
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- INSTRUCTIONS ON INSTALLATION.
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- The following files are required for Commode:
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- Commode.Exe
- Commode.Ini
- Clink.Wav
- Fart.Wav
- Flush.Wav
- Piss.Wav
- Plop.Wav
- Ugh.Wav
- Deepduki.Wav
- Bwcc.Dll
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- Commode.Exe, Commode.Ini, and *.Wav can be placed anywhere on your
- system. The only requirement is to have them in the same directory.
- If you add Commode to the Program Manager, then have the working
- directory point to the directory you placed Commode.Exe,
- Commode.Dll, and *.Wav in (Note: This is the Program Manager's
- default.)
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- Bwcc.Dll must be placed either in the aforementioned directory or
- your Windows System Directory.
-
- For my system I have the following:
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- C:\Commode\Commode.Exe
- C:\Commode\Commode.Ini
- C:\Commode\Clink.Wav
- C:\Commode\Fart.Wav
- C:\Commode\Flush.Wav
- C:\Commode\Piss.Wav
- C:\Commode\Plop.Wav
- C:\Commode\Ugh.Wav
- C:\Commode\Deepduki.Wav
- C:\Windows\System\Bwcc.Dll
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- Since Commode plays .Wav files you must also have a sound driver
- installed. If you do not have a sound card, then you can still play
- Commode noises through your PC speaker. I have also included a
- PC-Speaker driver. In order to install this, you must unzip
- Speaker.Zip and install it per the provided MS-Windows 3.1 Control
- Panel icon and select Drivers. Consult the Windows manual for
- instructions on installing drivers.
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- INSTRUCTIONS ON OPERATION.
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- Simply invoke Commode either from the File Manager or from the
- Program Manager like any other Windows program. Commode provides
- simple instructions under the Help Menu.
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- OTHER NOTES.
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- Special thanks goes to Alvin Crofts II for the sound provisions.
-
- Although Commode 1.0 Alpha is alpha code, every effort was made to
- ensure that Commode operates properly. Commode has been extensively
- tested and should not create any bogusness.
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- END OF README.TXT.
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