Almathera Ten Pack 4: Demo 1/almathera_demo1.bin/sourcecode/xmas/texty

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 dc.b "AND NOW I WILL TELL YOU THE REAL SECRETS OF PROGRAMMING THIS "
 dc.b "WONDERFUL MACHINE, THE SORT OF FACTS THAT NOT EVEN  MY ARTICLES "
 dc.b "COULD EXPOSE. FIRSTLY. LEARN TO USE 68000 WELL. LEARN THE INSTRUCTIONS  VERY WELL. USE MOVE.W, IT'S A VERY NICE INSTRUCTION "
 dc.b "(MY FAVOURITE). REGISTERS ARE USEFUL TOO. A0 AND D0 ARE MY PERSONAL FAVOURITES, ALTHOUGH I QUITE LIKE D1 TOO. DON`T TOUCH THE "
 dc.b "STACK WITH A BARGE POLE, AND IF YOU DO TOUCH IT WITH A BARGE "
 dc.b "POLE, REMEMBER TO REMOVE THE POLE BEFORE YOU EXIT. IF YOU EVER RUN OUT OF REGISTERS, REMEMBER "
 dc.b "THAT YOU MAY HAVE TO USE SOME OF THEM TWICE. IT WAS VERY THOUGHTLESS OF MOTOROLA TO GIVE US A CHIP THAT COULD ACCESS 16 MEGABYTES "
 dc.b "BUT ONLY TO GIVE US A HANDFULL OF REGISTERS TO ACCESS IT. "
 dc.b "REMEMBER THAT ASSEMBLING YOUR FILE BEFORE EXECUTION IS THE NORM "
 dc.b "NOWDAYS.     AND NOW A SHORT WORD FROM MY GOOD FRIEND RUSS... "
 dc.b "    HI.       YES RUSS, THAT WAS A VERY SHORT WORD. WELL DONE. AND "
 dc.b "COMING UP NOW SOME SPECIAL MESSAGES.... HEY DEREK, IGNORE "
 dc.b "THE REVIEWS, I THOUGHT YOUR GAME (BATTLE VALLEY) WAS VERY GOOD. "
 dc.b "TO MARK IN BELFAST. I HOPE "
 dc.b "THE CGA CARD WORKED. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP. TO JON "
 dc.b "OF MAX. SORRY `BOUT THE OTHER DEMOS, HOPE THIS ADVERT MAKES UP "
 dc.b "FOR IT ALL... TO STEVE.... MONEY SOON I PROMISE.... TO "
 dc.b "KEVIN.... SMART MUSIC DESERVES A SMART MUSICDEMO. I`LL SEE WHAT I "
 dc.b "CAN CONJURE UP... TO DAVE FROM 17 BIT. WHY HAVEN`T I HEARD FROM "
 dc.b "YOU IN SUCH A LONG TIME? TO MY SISTER. LOOK AT ALL THE TROUBLE "
 dc.b "YOUR SPURIOUS COMMENTS ABOUT POLAND CAUSED. THE WHOLE EASTERN "
 dc.b "BLOCK IS NOW IN TURMOIL DUE TO YOUR INSENSITIVE REMARKS. TO "
 dc.b "MY CATS. MEEEOOOWW. AND NOW ANOTHER FREE (ERHM. DONATIONS "
 dc.b "WELCOME) ADVERTISMENT: THE BEST COMPUTER SHOP IN THE WHOLE "
 dc.b "WORLD. NOT ONLY DO THEY SELL CHEAP COMPUTER HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE, BUT EVERY PURCHASE BRINGS THE CUSTOMER 5 YEARS GOOD LUCK "
 dc.b "AND GUARANTEED PROTECTION FROM ALL KNOWN VAMPIRES. WHO AM I "
 dc.b "TALKING ABOUT? SABRE COMPUTER CENTRE, IN-SHOPS, CROYDON. ASK "
 dc.b "FOR TONY, AND SAY ""I`VE BEEN STUPID ENOUGH TO READ ALL THE SCROLLY "
 dc.b "MESSAGE IN THAT BORING AMIGA COMPUTING CHRISTMAS DEMO AND I SAW THE ADVERT AND CAME TO YOUR SHOP"", AND YOU'LL GET A MASSIVE "
 dc.b "0.5% DISCOUNT ON ANY PURCHASE OVER 4000 QUID. "
 dc.b "   SERIOUSLY NOW, SEE TONY IF YOU WANT A GOOD DEAL.    OH, AND TONY,  THANKS FOR LENDING ME THE ARCHIMEDES, I STILL THINK "
 DC.B "THE AMIGA IS A NICER COMPUTER  (MAY NOT BE AS FAST, BUT IT'S A LOT MORE FUN TO PLAY WITH)....   "
 DC.B "  OH WELL, I'VE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY AGAIN.   PERHAPS WE WILL MEET AGAIN IN SOME DISTANT SCROLLY-MESSAGE, PERHAPS NOT. "
 DC.B " WELL, FOR THE MOMENT, IT'S JOLYON RALPH SAYING.   BYEBYE AND HAVE FUN KIDDIES....       ",0