Labels:text | screenshot | display | software | font OCR: Page 1 Of 4 Sony Playstation: The Truth 00:07:20 SONY PLAYSTATION :, THE TRUTH A review and chilling short story by the master of suspense FISHBOY The Sony Playstation, Is it any good? Well by now you've heard all the hype and read all about the injunction fisher Price tried to slap on Sony's sloping neanderthal forehead for copyright infrigment on their range of train set add ons ( joke). But can you belive all this hype? Let me, with the aid of my truth spewing monkeys anylize the FACTS in a sort of a "bit like Alan Parker Urban Warrior before he went on TV and started being crap" way. In an attempt to make this article the most gramatically incorrect article in the magazine I have beaten my head to a bloody pulp in the process of writting this. Here , if you can be bothered reading all this shit (and I can't see why you'd want to, I'm only writing this to pass the time till Legend Of The four Kings is on TV, (see elsewhere in this issue)) , then is the truth. THE TRUTH IS DISSEMINATED ALONG WITH TEA AND BISCUITS. THOSE BOURBON ONES WITH THE CHOCOLATE CREAM ALTHOUGH IF YOU DESPISE DECADANCE YOU COULD ALWAYS HAVE RICH TEA OR DIGESTIVE OR SOMETHING! Its alright. Its got some good games. Its got some bad ones. Its got some fucking awful ones. for a console thats supposed to have incredibly advanced graphics its got really bad graphics, Sorry, How I'm just pissing about. Most Playstation games want to be good, They have music by credible bands (Chemical Brothers, Leftfield, Pop Will Cat Itself, one hr stuff by Rancid according to the omni prescent Citizen fish who owned the waystation this Switch Panel 90to 1st last Page Page index
