Stolen Bike Archive - Story by Matt Lapointe
lapointe@foxnet.net
I have thought lots about this so here it goes:
I would hang the guy by his testicles from a flagpole
pluck every hair from his body. Then I would rip the
top layer of his skin off and feed it to the birds.
Then as he was hangin there in the hot sun I'd go
nuts on him with a baseball bat.
If you're out there.........WATCH OUT
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