Computer jokes

96VIRUS.ZIP New 1996 computer viruses you should know about
ALICE.ZIP Alice in unix land
APPLES.ZIP While trashing at apple computer inc, among other things, we found a computer marked broken with the following letter attached to it which described certain problems a user had found.
ASSHOLE.ZIP Junkware identification
BABBAGE.ZIP Babbage the new language for future demands
BADCOM_1.ZIP Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer
BADCOMPS.ZIP From creative computing's "the world's worst computers", sept 85.
BBSS.ZIP The history of the bbs user
BBSSECUR.ZIP Anti-fed bbs security
BEER_OS.ZIP Beers of the (software) world
BELLES1.ZIP .U.S. Impounds Chess Computer
BIBLE.ZIP The c programming language
C64VSIBM.ZIP 64 good reasons that the commodore 64 surpasses the ibm (or any clone) 486 machine.
COMICS.ZIP Marvel comics price guide
COMMUSES.ZIP Uses for a commodore 64 "computer"
COMP_1.ZIP Subject: Computer Messages
COMPILLI.ZIP Reflections on computer illiteracy
COMPJOKE.ZIP Computer jokes
COMPNAME.ZIP Meaningless computer names
COMPUTER.ZIP Another computerized history
COPYRITE.ZIP Single computer end-user software license agreement
CRAY7.ZIP Cray-7 user's guide
CS_JOKES.ZIP Computer Science jokes
DEAD1.ZIP The history of the bbs user a musical drama in -v- parts
DEAD2.ZIP The history of the bbs user a musical drama in -v- parts
DEAD3.ZIP The history of the bbs user a musical drama in -v- parts
DEAD4.ZIP The history of the bbs user a musical drama in -v- parts
DEAD5.ZIP The history of the bbs user a musical drama in -v- parts
DR.ZIP A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandpa's Computer
DREAM.ZIP Dream - suspend execution for an interval while executing random code in memory
DRINKI1.ZIP How to Watch a Windows 95 Infomercial and Have a Good Time, The 'Doze 95 Drinking Game
ELECTR1.ZIP Electrical Engineering Purity Test
EMACS.ZIP Emacs: The Awakening
ENTPRISE.ZIP STAR TREK V - The EMAIL Message (or More Trouble Than Tribbles)
ERRORS.ZIP The Canonical List of Error Messages
EVILHACK.ZIP The evil that hackers do
FAXFUN.ZIP Fax machine fun
FOOT.ZIP The lovely explanation of how to identify a programming language by its effects, missed a few languages.
FUTURE.ZIP Towards the future of desktop computing
HACKER.ZIP The night of the hackers
HACKSONG.ZIP The Hacker's song
HACKTEST.ZIP The hacker test - version 1.0
HELPDESK.ZIP The Help Desk Gets Physical
HP-FONTS.ZIP Hewlett-packard fonts
HW1.ZIP Canonical List Of Computer Harware Humor
IBM.ZIP The ibm songbook
IBM360.ZIP Hcf instruction: from principles of operation
INTERN_2.ZIP ARE YOU AN INTERNET NERD?
JOKE_I_1.ZIP Internet Cleaning Tomorrow
JOKE_L_2.ZIP How to tell which programming language you're using
JOKE_N_1.ZIP Greetings Netscapers,
JOKE_N_2.ZIP Top Ten Anagrams for "Netscape Communications"
JOKE_U_1.ZIP 101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet
MARKET.ZIP Microsoft marketing strategy
MARKET1.ZIP Software engineering glossary or defining computer terms from a "marketing" point of view
MEL.ZIP Real Programmers write in Fortran
MOTTOS.ZIP Rejected state mottos
MS-15Q.ZIP 15 questions to ask Microsoft about Windows 95
MS-CODE.ZIP TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE
MSOFT.ZIP Ways things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in South Georgia
NET.ZIP Computer-related horror stories, folklore, and anecdotes
NETHIST.ZIP History Of The Net
NIGHT1.ZIP A UNIX nightmare
NOEMAIL.ZIP 100+ excuses why I haven't answered my E-mail:
NUSERS.ZIP Parasite pamplet #3 : new users how to detect and destroy them
PIRATGUI.ZIP The Real Pirate's Guide
PROGRAM.ZIP The tao of programming
PROGRAMM.ZIP The programmer's prayer
PSALM.ZIP My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want:
REALPROG.ZIP Real programmers don't use pascal
REALSYSO.ZIP The real sysop and unreal board crashers...Volume 1
REDCOMP.ZIP Redneck Computer Terms
RFC748.ZIP TELNET RANDOMLY-LOSE Option
SCRIPT1.ZIP Macbeth 95
SESAME.ZIP Breakthrough in computer science educational technology.
SLINGS1.ZIP Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
SWWARS.ZIP Software wars, Pardoy of Star Wars
SYSNBUST.ZIP The sysop's guide to not getting busted!
SYSOPP_1.ZIP Sysop test
SYSOPSGU.ZIP The sysop's guide to loozers, leeches, rodents
TELNETSG.ZIP The telnet song
TEST.ZIP Programming takes a special kind of person. a Logical mind and a peculiar personality are key.
TESTSYS.ZIP Test for system analysts computing (abbreviated)...
THELAS1.ZIP The last bug
TINY-VAX.ZIP Little Tiny Vax
UNISYS.ZIP The burroughs/sperry (now unisys) merger song
USERSR_1.ZIP Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s
WARGAMES.ZIP Is wargames possible? bullshit!
VAX-SONG.ZIP Vaxology
VAXORCIS.ZIP The vaxorcist
WEBCULT.ZIP Signs your Webmaster is in a cult...
WEIRD89.ZIP Xsoft (a xerox company)
WINDOW1.ZIP TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(tm) info...
ZEN.ZIP Zen and the art of software documentation