CANCER
June 22 - July 23

The 18th is a good day for buying nick-nacks.

Special November Instrument:
H a r p s i c h o r d .

Martial Mars comes over yappy from the 8th onwards and escalates confl icts with partners, neighbours, pets, colleagues, siblings and the council.
Get a few things straight, Crabby;

she's not being unfaithful,

the dog didn't eat your car keys (you lost them),

no one's pay rise was bigger than yours,

your brother's wife is merely being friendly and

you didn't mash up your ankle because of a cracked paving slab, you were pissed and jumped backwards off your car roof for a bet.