CANCER June 22 - July 23
You're meant to be ruled by the moon, but from here
it looks like sloth calling the shots.
- Those jeans didn't shrink
in the wash
- that T-shirt doesn't pinch because of your 'broad'
shoulders, and your favourite arm-chair doesn't need re-upholstering
your arse really is that big. Maybe you'll cotton on
when the Pizza deliverers refuse your order and recommend you eat
some fruit and take the odd walk. 
Until then, retrograde Pluto
means someone ginger will buy you a small caged bird. Ask for the
receipt, that bird is not robust.
Stains could cause embarrassment on the 20th.
Your lucky train is late (points failure west of
Didcot Parkway).
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