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╙da na WinDos (AKA devadesßtß pßtß, W-moll) Slepenß sm∞sice kraden²ch myÜlenek hniloba uvnit° a efektnφ navenek. NesenΘ reklamou, tlaΦenΘ pen∞zi d°φv lesφk Üum∞l tu, te∩ tlejφ pa°ezy. Jak hejno kobylek se₧erou hned v²konnost hardwaru - Windows 95. Nad duchem nad hmotou marketing vyhrßvß kdo p∙jde proti nßm, Φekß ho poprava. Kam a₧ nßs dotlaΦφ okennφ p°φÜera? Vzpome≥ si Φlov∞Φe na pana Hitlera... ...te∩ je tu dalÜφ co vlastnit chce sv∞t, namφsto armßdy - Windows 95. P°ijice, cholera, i AIDS je k smφchu, okennφ hmyz kdy₧ vßm nabodne mφchu. Zßke°n∞ Üφ°φ se Billova nßkaza OS/2? Vym²tit! Unixy? Zakßzat! Vesmφru vyrostl na krßse v°ed smrteln∞ pomalu - Windows 95.
What is Windows 95:
32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
The terminals are very neat and clean, the attendants very attractive, the pilots very capable. The carrier's fleet of Learjests is immense. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushing above the clouds and at 20.000 feet it explodes.
Vφte jakß je rozdφl mezi naÜφ vlßdou a Windows? Äßdn². VÜichni doufajφ, ₧e p°φÜtφ verze bude stabilnφ. Vφte na Φem zßle₧φ potkanovi, kdy₧ je napojen na Internet s Explorerem 4.0? Aby m∞l co nejvφce kanßl∙. Co je to osm trilobit∙? Jeden trilobajt... Co d∞lajφ WINDOWS, kdy₧ nepadajφ? U₧ le₧φ! WINDOWS: Mouse position has changed! Please reboot to take effect. Co se stane, kdy₧ odstranφme vÜechny chyby ve Windows95? Z∙stane nßm prßzdn² disk! Kolik in₧en²r∙ z IBM je pot°eba k v²m∞n∞ ₧ßrovky? Äßdn². MarketingovΘ odd∞lenφ prohlasφ, ₧e prasklß ₧ßrovka je nov² trend, jeho₧ sm∞rem se bude v²voj ubφrat.
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
- Unable to locate coffee - Operator halted!
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
- Coming soon! Mouse support for EDLIN!!
- "If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B. Gates
- DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
- OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
- I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!
- OS/2, UNIX, and MacOS -- operating systems for those whose IQ's are above 95.
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