A short guide to comparative philosophy

Found by Robb Tiley, adapated by Patti Barton and monitored for the Institute by Valerie Yule.

- Taoism: Shit happens.
- Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not the real shit.
- Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
- Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
- Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
- Hinduism: This shit happened before.
- Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
- TV Evangelism: Send more shit!
- Atheism: No shit.
- Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.
- Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
- Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
- Psychoanalysis: You can learn a lot from your shit.
- Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
- Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
- Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
- Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

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