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This is the specials section of the PokΘDome, where things that vary from odd articles to fan fiction are kept! 'Tis the Quotes bank, where all the ancient proverbs and saying go. Oooh...

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• "Maybe it's a...Cowterpie!"
• "That makes 1000 badges!"
• "It's a Joyful world..."
• "Well I LIKE carrots, AND peppers, AND bugs!"
• "I'll get those meanies!"
• "Ooh, that GARY!!!"
• "Uhhh.... I don't know much about poetry."
• "I declare to the PokΘmon of the world that I will capture and defeat you ALL!"
• "Aw, I'm gonna CATCH it!"
• "Why can't we agree like them Misty?"
  "BECAUSE HE DOESN'T OWE HER A BIKE!" ~Misty "::Rubs head:: Heh heh." ~Ash
• "Let's Boggie!" ~Ash
• "Oh yeah, I remember I entered the same contest." ~Misty
  "I HAD TO SEND IN ABOUT A MILLION POSTCARDS TO GET THAT HAT!"
  "Oh, that's why I didn't win; I only sent in one." ~Misty
  "Poor Ash. Losing an Official Pokemon League Hat is like losing your best friend." ~Brock
• "I'm Tom. Tom Ato."
  "Well then, I'm Anne Chovey" ~Misty
  "And I'm Caesar Salad!" ~Brock
• "Alright! Whoever's following us, you can come out, now! And if you're a ghost or a monster or something, ::Changes to a timid voice:: you can just stay where you are and we won't bother you..." ~Ash
• "Hah hah hah! Muscle over Mind!"
  "Embarrasing..." ~Misty
  "Just pretend you never met him." ~Brock
• "Pretty soon, Ash is going to be too overcooked for Aerodactyl to eat!" ~Brock
• "I don't need that smelly JUNK to give ME energy! ::Pumps his arm muscles, but he doesn't have any:: I'm FULL of it! I've got more energy than I know what to do with!"
  "Then why don't you use some of it to keep your mouth shut?" ~Misty
• "Ummm....Please don't stare at me like that! I'm a very SHY little girl!" ~AshLEY
• "Gee, Misty, you look pretty beat!"
  "When I want your opinion I'll ask for it!" ~Misty
  "Well she's back to normal."
• "A rock is a rock, Brock!"

• "And they're all so cute..."
• "Aim for its head!"
• "No Ash, I'm afraid things WON'T work out if you try hard enough!"
• "And did you seal the promise with a kiss? OW!!!"
  "So that means you really DO love her! OW!!!"
• "Aim for the head Bulbasaur!"
  "What? Do you really think I'm THAT dense? Bulbasaur! Go Lick Psyduck!!" ~Ash
  "No Bulbasaur! You can't lick Psyduck if you LICK it!"
• "Well since we got the looks in the family it's only fair she got some talent." ~Misty's sister
• "The Squirtle Squad plays tricks, but they'd never change a girl's natural hair colour."
• "You stupid Psyduck! You're just sleeping with your eyes open!"
• "So they like stars huh? I'll be glad to show them some stars!"
• "If she's so mean, why do you carry her picture around in your pocket?"
  "She may be mean, but I like the way she looks." ~Joe from Pokemon Technical
• "I LOVE French things! ::scene changes to the Eiffel Tower::"
  "*Crunch crunch*" ~Ash
  "*Wack* ALL THAT CRUNCHING IS RUINING MY ROMANTIC DAYDREAM!!!"
• "Didn't your Mom ever teach about manners?!"
  "She never mentioned Mankeys..." ~Ash
• "My strategy is......RUN AWAY!!!!"

• "She can violate my rights any time!"
• "Why don't you and I start a friendship right now!?"
• "Jelly-filled are my favorites! There's nothing like a jelly-filled donut!"
• "PokΘBall-- Uh, I mean Doughnut, GO!"
• "AH!!! I waisted a doughnut!!!"
• "She's a bit too young for me..."
• "Men's intuition!"
• "For me...Summer is bikinis and girls to wear them!"
• "Don't you get it?! If two butterfrees fall in love, their trainers can meet, and THEY CAN FALL IN LOVE TOO!!!"
• "You grew up mighty fine and perdy yourself ma'am!"
• "Hey girls! Can I have an adress? Phone number? Email?"
  "Yes sir!" ~Gary's cheer leaders
  "Sir? Ok. They think I'm an older man. But that's ok. I'm desperate!"
• "Grasshopper have little sense but big mouth!"
• "Wow! What a knock out!"
• "Oh ya! You've gotta trade! Everybody should trade! Let's start tradin'!"
• "Ah, there's nothing like a genuine cup of Cerulean Coffee. You're too young to appreciate it, but it's really quite good. How 'bout some Prune Juice?"
  "I think I'll pass." ~Ash
  "How 'bout some Herbal Tea?" ~Misty
  "You've got to be joking." ~Ash "Not so fast, Ash. I brought my official Pokemon tea set!"
• "That was REALLY disturbing"
• "Nurse Joy! You're doing great, yeah! Alright! Shoot away...I want eight-by-ten glossies and wallet-sizes too."
  "Yeah...Sure..." ~Todd
• "Tell this beatiful young lady everything you know! You do think she's beautiful, don't you?" ~Brock
  "Now you're getting in the way!" ~Jenny

• "To protect the world from boring fashion!" ~Jessie
  "To dress up peoples with flash and passion!" ~James
  "To give our PokΘMon pretty faces!" ~Jessie
  "To extend our art to outer spaces!" ~James
  "Jessie!" ~Jessie
  "James!" ~James
  "Salon Rocket! When it comes to chic, we know what's right!" ~ Jessie
  "Surrender your taste or prepare to fight!" ~James
• "Nothing makes me angrier than the truth!" ~James
• "Oh that's mine! Oh, hand me those pumps." ~James
• "I do not eat the bugs that sing in the grass." ~Nyasu
• "That isn't very ladylike!" ~Jessie
• "Am I the only member of this team who thinks world domination is more important than what's for lunch?!" ~Jessie
• "I'll always remember what a wonderful dresser you were!!" ~Jessie
  "So will I!" ~James
• "Don't think of it as failing! Think of it as not succeeding!" ~Meowth
• "How shocking!" ~Jessie
  "That was quite a 'tail'!" ~James
  "Now you've both been pun-ished!" ~Meowth
• "It's a Pika-palooza!" ~Meowth
  "We're at the pika of our power!" ~Jessie
  "Chu could say that again, Jess!" ~James
• "With enemies like that, who needs friends?!" ~James
• "How will we EVER forgive ourselves?" ~Jessie & James
• "It was such a sad accident!" ~Jessie
  "We couldn't sleep!" ~James
• "I don't EVER want to hear you calling us losers again! From now on we'll be known as Team Rocket, Champions of the World!" ~Jessie
  "Champions... of the ENTIRE world!!!" ~James
• "I was so unprepared for love..." ~Meowth
• "Oh, I forgot! I AM a PokΘmon!" ~Meowth
• "But it seems a shame to fire on such a beautiful creature." ~James
  "Of course it's a shame! Our whole reputation is built on shame!" ~Jessie
  "Go ahead and fire! It's all the shame to me!" ~Meowth
• "Dare da?" ~Kojiro
  "Nyasu!" ~Musashi
• "We're having quite a spree!" ~Jessie
  "We're swipin' all da Butterfree!" ~Meowth
  "There's never been a happier me!" ~James
• "Prepare for trouble!" ~Ash
  "And you can make that triple!" ~Misty
  "To protect the world from devastation!" ~Brock
  "To unite all peoples within our nation!" ~Ash and Misty
• "But it seems a shame to fire on such a beautiful creature." ~James
  "Of course it's a shame! Our whole reputation is built on shame!" ~Jessie
  "Go ahead and fire! It's all the shame to me!" ~Meowth
• "It was just" ~Jessie
  "To good" ~James
  "To last." ~Meowth
• "We believe in love power..."
  "That's because we LOVE power!"
  "Ha ha ha!" ~Cassidy & Butch
• "The only thing you can depend on humans to be is undependable." ~Meowth
• "Don't you ever raise your voice to me again you bad humans! *kick* BAD HUMANS! *kick* BAD BAD HUMANS!!! *kick*" ~Meowth
• "Prepare for trouble!" ~Ash
  "And make it double double!" ~Brock
  "Grrr. . . Quit imitating us!" ~James
  "To protect the world from devastation!" ~Misty
  "To ignite all peoples within our nation!" ~Duplica
  "Grrr. . . This is insulting!" ~Jessie
  "To denounce the evils of truth and love!" ~Ash
  "To extend our reach to the stars above!" ~Misty
  "Ash!" ~Ash
  "Misty!" ~Misty
  "And Brock!" ~Brock
  "Duplica! Thaaaaat's right!" ~Duplica
  "Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!" ~Brock
  "Surrender now or prepare to fight all of us!" ~Duplica
  "Piiiikapika!" ~Pikachu
• "Ok, garden wall, it looks like you 'axed' for it!" ~Jessie
  "We're the toughest team you ever 'saw!'" ~James
  "Let's 'cut' to the chase!" ~Meowth
  "Ohh... a 'timber tantrum'! Let's get to the 'root' of its problem!!" ~Jessie
• "A power failure, is it? I can relate - with failure." ~James
• "At least, we're together! I'm so...happy!" ~Jessibell
  "EEE!" ~James
• "That place brings back memories, James." ~Jessie
  "It certainly does, Jessie, and all of them are awful!" ~James
  "Tell me your tale of failure again." ~Meowth
  "We studied for the big test..." ~Jessie
  "So sure we would beat all the rest." ~James
  "And here's da part I like the best!" ~Meowth
  "We frolicked that night, for our future seemed bright!" ~Jessie
  "But things weren't right..." ~James
  "We got the lowest score in the history of the school!!!" ~Jessie and James
  "You two should look on the bright side!" ~Meowth
  "What's the bright side?" ~Jessie and James
  "At least you were da top of da bottom!" ~Meowth
• "Drat, we wasted this whole episode cheering the good guys!" ~James
• "Pattycake, pattycake...hmm, hmm..." ~James
• "Time to lose this guy's disguise." ~James
  "Surprise Surprise!" ~Jessie
• "Who am I? I am Brock. Hmm." ~Brock
  "And I'm James from Team Rocket. WEE!" ~James
  "He's back..." ~Jessie
  "But not to normal..." ~Meowth
• "Jessie just evolved into a flareon!" ~Meowth
• "It's a tenta-cruel world" ~James
• "I want a doughnut!" ~James
• "At least we got this lovely parting gift..." ~Jessie
• "Not another hole driller! We tried that already!" ~Meowth
• "They're not Squirtles, they're Piggles!" ~Jessie
• "Where are you going Meowth?" ~ Jessie
  "To write us a new theme song!" ~Meowth
  "Not again!" ~Jessie & James
• "I thought Persian was the Top Cat!" ~James
  "DON'T MENTION THAT NAME! *scritch*" ~Meowth
  "OW!" ~James
• "Well, as we say: all's fair in love, war, and Pokemon battles." ~Jessie
• "Argh...Jessie's been expelled. Now I must do my best for her..." ~James
• "This one's for you, Jessie!" ~James
• "Ah! You're boiling it...I like my eggs soft-boiled." ~James
• "I'm James, your master! Obey me!" ~James
  "Gyraaaaaaa!!!!!" ~Gyarados
  "Bwaaahahahaha!" ~James
  "If your its master, don't act like you're scared of it!" ~Jessie
  "But I am sca-a-a-ared!" ~James
• "Paras Paras stomp and stamp!" ~Jessie and James
  "You bet!" ~Meowth
  "Paras Paras thats our champ!" ~Jessie and James
• "We want you! Pikachu! Give me a Pi! Give me a Ka! Give me a Chu! What do ya got?!" ~James
  "Pi Ka CHUU!" ~Jessie and James
  "Okay, let's split." ~Meowth
• "Well James that fiancΘe of yours is truly despicable..." ~Jessie
  "Told ya she was just like Jessie..." ~Meowth
  "GRRR! I'LL MAKE YOUR MOUTH EVEN BIGGER!" ~Jessie
• "Even better than the chicken who invented the egg!" ~Jessie and James
  "All us TRUE geniouses know that it was actually the EGG which forceded the chicken!" ~James
  "Of course! I knew that! I have just...forgotten!" ~Jessie
• "It tastes good and has good taste!" ~James
• "Hurry up, we wanna get rich quick!" ~James
  "I can't do that unless you lend me Arbok and Weezing." ~Meowth
  "What do you need those two for?" ~Jessie
  "Because losing battles is thier specialty." ~Meowth
  "He's got a point." ~Jessie
  "They're bigger losers than the guy who invented homework! How did we get stuck with such rejects?" ~James
• "Heh heh...With this I can't lose. Thundershock, Thunderbolt...I've been destroyed by Pikachu's attacks so many times, I know them all by heart. HAHAHAHAHA!" ~James
  "That's kind of pathetic when you think about it..." ~Jessie
  "Yeah..." ~Meowth
• "Look at that hair!" ~Jessie
  "Disaster!" ~James
  *BLAM!* "I don't need your beauty report!" ~Nastina
  "It's a very distinctive style! Just don't shoot!" ~Jessie
  "You mean. . . di-STINK-tive!" ~Meowth
• "We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold!" ~James
  "*kick* THEN YOU FAIL!" ~Jessie
  "And we'll win!" ~Meowth
  "What are you sayin'? Oh come on! I CAN BREAK TRADITION!" ~James
• "Diglet Dig, Diglet Dig..." ~Digletts
  "TRIO TRIO TRIO!" ~Jessie & James
• "Dis's a moment I never thought I'd see in all of my nine lives!" ~Meowth

• "..rub rub... ...rub rub..." ~ Ash
• "I like shorts! They're comfy!" ~ Youngster
• "Hey! You aren't wearing shorts!" ~Youngster
• "My bugs..." ~Bug Catcher
• "That look you gave me...it's so intriguing!" ~Lass
• "How DARE you!" ~Lorelei
• "Smell ya later!" ~Gary
• "Wild MISSINGNO appeared!" ~...
• "I love Meowths! Meow, meow, meow!" ~ Lass
• "Now, don't try anything funny in the dark!" Jr. Trainer (F) in Rock Cafe
• "Hahaha! Us hearty guys always laugh!" ~Hiker
• "WHAT?? Impossible! I chose the wrong PokΘMon!" ~Gary
• "Caterpie can't cut it!" ~Bug Catcher
• "Why did she have to bring her brother?" ~Boy at Celadon Hotel
• "You looked at me, didn't you?" ~Lass
• "The Pokemon here are so chunky! There should be a pink one with a floral pattern!" ~Lass
• "Yo! You can't jam out if you're a PokΘmon trainer!" ~Bug Catcher
• "Are you dissing Team Rocket?" ~Rocket thug
• "You only live once, so I live as an outlaw! TEAM ROCKET RULES!" ~Biker outside Fuchsia City

• "It's sad that others aren't blessed with my beauty, my talent, my humble attitude; people call me a star, but... I'm just Giselle!" ~Giselle
• "Il est regrettable que d'autres ne soient pas bΘnis avec ma beautΘ, mon talent, et mon attitude humble. Peuplez m'appellent une Θtoile, mais je suis simplement Giselle!" ~ French Giselle
• "Knowledge! Research! I'm Seymour the Scientist!" ~Seymour the Scientist
• "Well, I'm not off duty until past your bedtime!" ~ Officer Jenny
• "That's right, James. Better luck next time!" ~ Narrator
• "Every day it's cake and tea,
  Just my PokΘmon and me." ~ Professor Oak
• "So now. Time for us to play." ~ Sabrina
• "Greetings, children of the universe!" ~ That Old Hippie
• "Gary was here, Ash is a loser!" ~Gary
• "Jiiiigggllllllyyyy pufff. Jiggly yyyyyy yyy puffffffffffffff. Jiiiiigggg llllyyyy puff. Jiggglyyy! ::everyone falls asleep:: PUFF? *draw draw*" ~ Jigglypuff
• "Gary! Gary! He's our man! If he can't catch it. No one can!" ~Gary's cheer leaders
• "The early bird catches the worm, or in this case the pokemon!" ~Prof. Oak
• "Its kinda weird" ~Ash's Mom
• "Whenever a pokemon trainer is doubtful
  about thier abilities, I'll be there.
  Whenever a Gym needs a subsitute leader,
  I'll be there. And whenever theirs a all
  you can eat buffet when all you have to
  do is show the chef their favorite pokemon,
  I'll be there even sooner." ~Charmy
• "Bad Vibes..." ~That Old Hippie
• "Don't forget to change your underwear.... every single day..." ~Ash's Mom
• "How'd you get down there?" ~Todd
  "Easy, we fell!" ~Ash
• "I finally caught my talking Meowth!" ~Pokemon Exam Man
• "That looks tasty..." ~Todd
• "I'll capture the Pikachu perfectly!" ~Todd
• "See, I told you. That's me getting carried away by that Aerodactyl!" ~Ash
  "I guess you're right...That puny, little thing reall IS you." ~Todd
  "Puny?!" ~Ash
  "It's funny when you think about it...You're in the picture, and nobody knows who you are. And I Take your picture, and I'm world famous!" ~Todd
  "Yeah, that's REAL hysterical..." ~Ash
• "Take a look at those photographs over there! They're all Pokemon, living in their own, natural habitat. Those aren't poses! Look how peaceful they are. Don't those shots show Pokemon the way they ought to be? With my pictures, I can show the whole world how happy and beautiful Pokemon are in the wild." ~Todd
• "Ha ha ha! You just watch...I'll capture you, Pikachu, like no other photographer could capture you!" ~Todd
  "Piiikaaa..." ~Pikachu
• "By the way Nurse Joy, would you be interested in going out for pizza Saturday night?" ~Dr. Proctor
  "You can talk to me about pizza after our work is done!!" ~Nurse Joy
  "Well.. Can't blame a guy for trying!" ~Dr. Proctor
  "I don't like this guy! He sounds like me!" ~Brock
  "That IS disturbing." ~Misty
  "Pikaa" ~Pikachu
• "P for Pretty, E for Elegant, R for Radiant, F for Fun, U for Unique, M for Mysterious, E for Energy and that spells..." ~Erika "PERFUME!" ~Misty and Erika
  "That's right!" ~Brock
• "Pika!" ~Pikachu
• "Excuse me miss... but are you the odd ball in your family?" ~Ash
  "Oh no, it's my other relatives that are weird!" ~Nurse Joy
• "Isn't Nastina generous!" ~Nastina
• "Born in darkness, living in darkness, that is the life of a Ninja!" ~Aiya
  "Gee, Pink doesn't really suit a ninja." ~Misty
  "I don't need your fashion report!" ~Aiya
• "Oh! My next victim's a cute one! But don't think I'll go easy on ya!" ~Lt. Surge
  "Uh...I'm not the challenger!" ~Misty
  "Huh? Than who is?" ~Lt. Surge
  "I am!" ~Ash
• "You're not running properly!" ~Jessibelle