Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go
to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to
the fridge.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world
does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one
egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a
human being.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night?
A: A Widow.
Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: What did God say after creating Adam?
A: I must be able to do better than that.
Q: What did God say after creating Eve?
A: "Practice makes perfect."
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly
handicapped or extremely small.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have
in common?
A: They are married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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You must be a loud-mouthed skank to have wasted so much
time posting that shit on the topic.
Go and hired a male hooker to relieve the frustration in
your life you boring little girl/.
I think they're funny, post some more just to make his day!!
Those were funny, any more?
I've seen lots of anti-female jokes here, so now the shoe's
on the other foot.
Guys just love to say "oh you're a single bitch" when they
read these, it's their only defense.
Funny!
Well done I am impressed by the truth in these.
If you can't laugh you may as well be dead or perhaps you
are????????????
... Got it several times by email from friends, and smiled
finding it posted here.
No need to take offense from such jokes, boys&guys, they
are old, OK, so why be so angry, "sidelines"? The one with
married and unmarried women and the fridge is my favourite.
Another one: When God created Man, this was just Her first
try.
I think boys who tell juvenile jokes demeaning and
stereotyping women were unwelcome members of our society.
So do alot of respectful guys. So these boys have had to
find their own little bars and chat rooms to yuk it up with
each other. I guess I found the little girls' room.
Some are funny but also thought-provoking. Many apply to me.
Otherwise I wouldn't be chronically single.
Q. Why do woman have their periods??
*
A. Because the damn well deserve them.
*
Hey you are right...this is fun.
Oh and we can say more than Single Bitch...we can say ugly
skank, mental whore,filthy slut, dildo weilding dyke...hey
the list is endless.
Sidelines, you really are a sad bastard. Can't you take a
joke? Women have been putting up with jokes of the same ilk
for years!! You may find these jokes offensive but at least
they don't sink to your level! It's no wonder women who've
read your comments want to stay single, they don't want to
get stuck with an arsewipe like you! HA HA...
Here's a tip for the men who have not enjoyed the jokes on
this topic: If you don't like what women say, or the way
women say it, or the jokes women tell, then don't go looking
on the WOMEN travellers section.
And Sidelines, what do you do when a woman tells you a joke
you don't like to your face? Give her the slapping she so
obviously deserves?
I think they're funny as hell! Let's have more; we men never get to hear these jokes from the your side.
Ugh, it hurts. They say the truth hurts, so men, lets take
it. Thanks, it is very good indeed and made me think. Just
can't figure out why my wife laughed so much. Haven't she
heard of our fragile ego's?
I liked it. Post more and don`t get deterred by those
anti-feminists! After all, that`s how it is!
I thought the jokes were hilarious, and I can identify,
especially about the guys dating each other! I think that
Sidelines needs to take a chill pill, obviously he can't
handle a good joke. Maybe because he felt they hit too close
to home!
Keep up with the humor!
Q why are women so bad at maths?
A because they're always being told 2 inches is 5 inches
Hey people, strange isn't it, men tell demeaning jokes about
women and the women get p**d off, women tell demeaning jokes
about men and the men get p**d off. So both sexes can be as
bad as each other!! I've got an idea - lets cut the crap and
stop p**ing each other off - life would be a lot less
arrogant/bitchy/stupid/patronising etc etc in the long run.
:)
if we didn't laught we'd cry. The jokes are poking fun,
they contain truth, but they don't contain hatred like SOME
men's comments do. Why do men hate women? There isn't a
funny answer....
men hate women RF.....because they are afraid of losing
control .....because they are always trying to control
women & know they cannot really do that....
Yes well,the one about the women and the fridge is the
classic stereotyped Aussie male.But then looking at the
blokes at work,MAYBE NOT.......
how do blonds like their eggs in the morning .fertilised.
I needed a good laugh, lolololololololol!!! THANK YOU!!!
And to the guys that got all offended, I guess we hit the
nail on the head!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Q: Why do the man cross the road?
A: He was stuck inside the chicken
Q: How many men does it takes to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: None, that's what rim jobs are for
Q: How does Ponnochio have sex?
A: He tells a truth, then a lie, then a truth, then a lie....
Q: What do women and circus have in common?
A: Men goes to circus to see cunning stunts
Q: Why do Eve cost Adam only a rib?
A: Because the perfect women will cost him an arm, a leg, and one testacle
The difference between jokes about men told by women and
jokes about women, told by men (such as the ones above) are
that the effects are different. Men stand very little to
lose in terms of jokes aimed at them because they already
occupy the power-seat in our society. However, jokes like
the ones posted by cave man are DANGEROUS in their effects
for all women. It adds to the idea that rape, sexual
assault, and domination of women is okay.
thanks to all of you wonderful women whose posts reminded me that feminism is NOT dead and that there is power in sisterhood. good for us!
honey ...i'm male and i just loved your taking the piss
nope ....i dont have a boyfriend and i dont want one!