Smelly Americans

This topic was created by Staggy
[Fri 21 May, 2:03 Tasmanian Standard Time]

I don't like Americans. I think that they smell of wee!

[There are 12 posts - the latest was added on Tue 25 May, 4:02]

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  1. Goodness Added by: LM
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 2:39 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    How very profound and imaginative.



  2. How cute Added by: Smelly American
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 2:40 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Shouldn't you be in school, little boy?



  3. School? Added by: Stinky
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 3:01 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Don't be ridiculous #2. These asshole Aussies that are always
    making these posts don't go to school.



  4. ? Added by: Elisha
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 9:57 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    no.3 youre gonna get yourself in trouble if you keep making
    such gross and outrageous generalisations about Australian
    people. insetad if "these asshole aussies" dont you think
    you could have written "this asshole aussie"? What makes
    you think that Staggy is aussie anyway?



  5. The women are the worst Added by: Dunc
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 12:13 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    American women are even worse, most smell like rotten
    kangaroo vomit.



  6. The women are the worst Added by: Dunc
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 12:14 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    American women are even worse, most smell like rotten
    kangaroo vomit.



  7. Not Aussie Added by: Staggy
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 20:15 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Ha Ha Tee Hee! Do ypu really think I am Australian? How very
    insulting. They smell worse than the dumb yanks!



  8. Ah, the smell of freshly processed urine Added by: Daffodil and Tulip
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 0:05 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Is nowhere near as good as a Yank that hasn't washed for a
    good week and has built up that aroma of layers of urine.
    Personally, I think they must be allergic to soap, even
    though I hear that it's really cheap there. By the way,
    this if written by two Aussie girls and we would like to
    have it on record that we don't smell like wee, vomit, or
    any other lovely by-product of the human body. We just
    smell like the little flowers that we are. Got to admit,
    this is stupid but by God we just had a good laugh. Well
    done, Staggy! 10 points for Henry Lawson, 10 points for
    you!



  9. I'm not Aussie either Added by: Thembi
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 0:22 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    NOBODY likes Americans, for far more fundamental reasons
    than their body odour. I thought everyone knew that.



  10. People please Added by: David
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 5:40 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Can't we all just get along. Everyone has their own
    different smells. But let face it, if we really need to
    single out a people the French smell as if it rained crap
    on them for 20 years, and they liked it.



  11. Well well Added by: happychic
    [Timestamp: Sun 23 May, 10:34 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    People like you make the world a pleasant place. Thank you
    for making the world as good as it is. I wish I were more
    like you. I wish I could be as stupid and immature as you,
    I guess I'll just have to work at it.



  12. Have a sniff Added by: NepalKat
    [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 4:02 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Well, being a Yank, what can I say? I wash everyday, and at
    least twice when it's a full moon. I launder my clothes at
    least twice a year, unless there's some really delicious
    fungus growing on them, which I'll scrape off and have with
    toast. But hey, if we're such a bad lot, how come the rest
    of the world seems hell bent on imitating us just as fast
    as they can? Why don't the rest of you work up a little
    imagination and come up with your own style, instead of
    having the bad manners to ape us and then criticize us for
    setting the lead? And Staggy, be so kind as to fold it four
    ways and stuff it where the moon don't shine.




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