I don't like Americans. I think that they smell of wee!
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How very profound and imaginative.
Shouldn't you be in school, little boy?
Don't be ridiculous #2. These asshole Aussies that are always
making these posts don't go to school.
no.3 youre gonna get yourself in trouble if you keep making
such gross and outrageous generalisations about Australian
people. insetad if "these asshole aussies" dont you think
you could have written "this asshole aussie"? What makes
you think that Staggy is aussie anyway?
American women are even worse, most smell like rotten
kangaroo vomit.
American women are even worse, most smell like rotten
kangaroo vomit.
Ha Ha Tee Hee! Do ypu really think I am Australian? How very
insulting. They smell worse than the dumb yanks!
Is nowhere near as good as a Yank that hasn't washed for a
good week and has built up that aroma of layers of urine.
Personally, I think they must be allergic to soap, even
though I hear that it's really cheap there. By the way,
this if written by two Aussie girls and we would like to
have it on record that we don't smell like wee, vomit, or
any other lovely by-product of the human body. We just
smell like the little flowers that we are. Got to admit,
this is stupid but by God we just had a good laugh. Well
done, Staggy! 10 points for Henry Lawson, 10 points for
you!
NOBODY likes Americans, for far more fundamental reasons
than their body odour. I thought everyone knew that.
Can't we all just get along. Everyone has their own
different smells. But let face it, if we really need to
single out a people the French smell as if it rained crap
on them for 20 years, and they liked it.
People like you make the world a pleasant place. Thank you
for making the world as good as it is. I wish I were more
like you. I wish I could be as stupid and immature as you,
I guess I'll just have to work at it.
Well, being a Yank, what can I say? I wash everyday, and at
least twice when it's a full moon. I launder my clothes at
least twice a year, unless there's some really delicious
fungus growing on them, which I'll scrape off and have with
toast. But hey, if we're such a bad lot, how come the rest
of the world seems hell bent on imitating us just as fast
as they can? Why don't the rest of you work up a little
imagination and come up with your own style, instead of
having the bad manners to ape us and then criticize us for
setting the lead? And Staggy, be so kind as to fold it four
ways and stuff it where the moon don't shine.