Got 3 e-mails today. Knowing how much you enjoy the ôGreat
Web E-mail Chain Joke Networkö I thought I should at least
get in one more jab at you and share one of them with you.
take care out there :)
** The bear and the rabbit **
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down
to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had
never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today
a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said "Because
you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you
both three wishes...Bear, you go first." The bear thought
for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for
all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and
immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity
of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that
all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit
was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have
asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said,
"I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were
female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said,
"I wish that the bear was gay..."
:) :) :)
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