The Pest-Poster:

The pest-poster pulled up,propped his pushbike at a
pillar-box,pulled out his 'peen,paused at a post and pissed.
*
"Piss in the proper place",pronounced a perturbed proper-
poster,and presently,this particular part of the Planet was
plunged into a panorama of public pressure and private
pleasure through pain.
*
The pandemonium prompted the poster-police,who patrolled the
precinct in panda cars,to pull up and peruse the
problem,while pickpockets picked pockets in pairs.
*
"Arrest the pest-poster who so pointedly pissed on that
public post",pleaded the peeved proper-posters,practically
palpitating.The powerful poster-police who picked up the
pest-poster,pronounced him a poof,a pansy,a punk rocker,a
pinko and a poodle-poker.
*
They picked him up,pummeled his pelvis,punctured his
pipes,played ping-pong with his private parts and pushed him
into a place of penal putrification.
*
A poster-police provocoteur put poison pellets in his
porridge.The poster-police provocateur was promoted and the
pest-poster was presented with the Pulitzer
prize----Post-humously.
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1. Kudos Added by: Islander
   [Timestamp: Mon 24 May, 13:32 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Undoubtedly the most alliterative allegory alchemist to
   pen on these pages, JCC.

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2. kudos... Added by: Shakespeare's Love Child
   [Timestamp: Mon 24 May, 16:51 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Your Choice is crap since angelfool left and I've lost all
   of my motivation to write prose - but its good to see JC
   your still in there swinging the feathered quill. I found it
   very urban, black in humour and substance and somewhat 'P'
   in nature.... 7/10....
   

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3. My Best Score Yet! Added by: JCC
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 9:37 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Thanks guys.

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