"DATE" TRAINING!!

PLLEEAASSE! I'm dating a guy this weekend after chatting to
him on the net, but I know I'll be tongue tied with nerves
when we meet, so giz me some advice, tips or any help and if
there's experiences to share - then DO tell me!!
All replies appreciated - ta!

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1. Tips for better dating Added by: -
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 6:39 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   You'll definitely want to kiss him on both checks when your
   first meet him.
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   Offer to pay for everything and, when he declines, shout in
   your loudest voice: "Death to you, you reactionary sexist
   pig!" and storm out of wherever you are.
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   If you think he's cute enough to sleep with, be sure to
   tell him that within the first five minutes of meeting him.
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   Show some skin!
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   Talk about your interests. If he interrupts, snap back at
   him: "This is MY date! Be quiet!"
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   You might consider shaving your head and not showering for
   a few days before your date.
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   That should about do it! Glad to help!

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2. Be Yourself Added by: jim
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 6:41 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Whoever the Real 'you' is, show it to him clearly. If there is a basis for a relationship, he will then see it---and if there is not, he will see that, too.

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3. If you get nervous or tongue tied Added by: Flacco
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 6:45 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Flash him your tits and tell him that you have morals and only screw in the missionary position on a first date.
   That should keep the discussion going through until after the entrees are served.

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4. photo Added by: caz
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 6:52 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Have you seen a picture of him? If not he could be a 30
   stone wierdo for all you know. Be careful

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5. Keep it light Added by: TLee
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 6:59 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   I've always found that an afternoon coffee date is the way
   to go with first meetings. That way if the conversation is
   good, and you're enjoying each other's company you can
   always move onto dinner,...if nothings clicking, or he seems
   to be not at all what you expected you can always pack it in
   early pleading a prior engagement.
   Good Luck :)

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6. rule #1 Added by: Voyeur
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 9:09 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Meet in a public place - so do NOT have him come to your
   home to "pick you up"..

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7. Voyuer Added by: OSP
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 10:15 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   you are full of good tips.
   Pray tell, what is rule #2. ;-)

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8. Here's One: Added by: Dave
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 11:25 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Just open the conversation with an icebreaker like:
   "I had a completely different picture of you from chatting
   on the net.From your self-description,I definately thought
   you would've had more hair and less of a B.O problem.By the
   way,do you always use a piece of twine to hold up your
   pants?Also,I'm fascinated by that green coating on your
   teeth,I haven't seen anything like that since Johnny Rotten
   retired".

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9. Cybercafe Added by: Karlo
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 12:04 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Meet in a cybercafe, sit at different booths, and type your
   first date.

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