THE LATEST DARWIN AWARD CANIDATE

I think the latest Darwin Award canidate would have to be
the WWF's very own Owen Hart. The thing that suprised me the
most about his death on Sunday actually made the Sports
page. Since when has WWF wrestling been a sport? Mexican
telanovellas require less scripting (and are far more
entertaining) than the WWF. The version I heard was that the
unfortunate Owen was supposed to slide down from the rafters
on a cable, but forgot to hook himself up. 50 vertical feet
later, Splat goes wrestler. Now that a 'professional'
wrestler is dead, I guess we'll NEVER find the cure for
cancer.

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1. Yet another weasel bastard Added by: fan
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 5:56 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Professional wrestler - yes, person - yes, family man - yes,
   general good guy - yes, any less deserving of our sympathy
   than someone else who dies in an accident - NO!
   So shut it retard. Just because you have no compassion
   doesn't mean you should go around showing it off.

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2. Doesn't anybody love you? Added by: Devi
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 6:16 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   You are one cold hearted bastard.

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3. Bitch bitch bitch Added by: Force of Darkness
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 6:28 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   To answer your question, Devi: Yes, people love me, despite
   my awful habit of calling things as I see them. Sometimes
   that gets interperted as being cold.
   By the by, Fan- would you be a 'fan' of the WWF? I can think
   of a few hundred people as deserving as or more deserving of
   our collective sympathies, like the victims of the Columbine
   high-school shooting, the car accident I passed by last week
   that turned out to be a fatality, the victims of violence
   and atrocites in the former Yugoslavia, be they Albaniac,
   Serb, Croatian, Bosnian, Montenagrin, or even Chinese.
   There's life outside the WWF, you know.

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4. Force of Darkness Added by: becca
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 6:36 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   I'm sorry to hear your sympathy is in such short supply. Why
   can't you feel sympathy (or at least not mock) someone who
   died in an unfortunate accident, while also feeling sympathy
   for shooting victims, war victims, etc? They are all equally
   human and leave behind families and people who love them.

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5. becca Added by: Clare
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 7:02 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   please email me. I had an erotic dream about you last night.

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6. A Sad Loss To Politics. Added by: Dave
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 12:31 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   I heard he had a good chance of securing a state
   governorship when he retired.

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7. fan Added by: fan
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 12:50 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Dave he was a Canadian,and up here thet're called Premiers.
   Jesus, usually I stand up for Americans, but you stupid
   gits are inexcusable today.
   

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8. Einstein's By Comparison. Added by: Dave
   [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 13:39 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   "..stupid" eh,fan?
   At least I think our guys would've remembered to attach the
   hook.
   

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