(Alex) "And now contestants, its time for CUBAN FINAL
JEOPARDY and the catagory is: TOURIST! Contestants, please
right down your dollar amounts and remember to phrase
your answer in the form of a question. And the answer
is-IF YOU SEE A TOURIST WITH A SHAVED HEAD, PALE SKIN, KNEE
HIGH TUBE SOCKS AND ADIDAS WALKING WITH A VERY YOUNG BLACK
GIRL, HE IS MOST LIKELY FROM THIS COUNTRY?"
(music)
(contestants thinking and scribbling)
(Alex)"Ok contestants, time is up. contestant 1, what is
your answer and how much did you wager?"
(contestant 1) "Uh, I wagered everthing and wrote-WHAT IS
GERMANY"
(alex) " I am sorry but that is wrong. While the typical
German tourist in Cuba meets most of the cyrteria, he does
not bed down with negras. Contestant 2, what is your answer
and how much did you wager?"
(contestant 2) Uh, I also wagered everything and wrote-WHAT
IS AN ENGLAND?"
(Alex)"I am sorry, but that is also wrong. English men dont
have shaved heads. They probally wear guffy knee high tube
socks and Adidas. But the real givaway would have been if I
mentioned rotten dirty teeth. It that would have been in
the clue, England would have been the correct answer."
(Contestant 3) "Alex, I wagered $10,000 and wrote-What is
Italy?"
(Alex)"Congradulations contestant 3, you properly identified
Italy as home to the tourist that shave thier heads, have
pasty white skin, wear knee high tube socks, and throw
themselves at every young PUTA NEGRITA in Habana Vieja.
Contestant 3, we will see you next week on "Cuban Jeopardy
Tournament of Champions!!!!!"
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