Labels:text | electronics | screenshot | display | software | multimedia software | operating system | computer icon OCR: MIGGYB YTE MIGGYBYTE MIGGYBYTE MIGGY GYBYTE Y E IF GOD WERE A PROGRAMMER. . . Some programmers express irritation at being described as eccentric. To placate such folk, I present the following : Some important theological questions can best be answered by thinking of God as a computer programmer : Q: Did God really create the world in seven days? A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had left him. Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs? A: If a critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and he logs on from home to try to bring it up, Otherwise, things can wait until tomorrow. Q: How come the Age of Miracles ended? A: That was the development phase of the project. Now we're in the maintenance phase . Page 3 Article 44 PREY NEXT GOTO PREY NEXT GOTO SEARCH HELP PAGE PAGE PAGE ARTI ARTI ARTI MENU FX GLOSS BOOK CONMARK PRINT COLOUR QUIT
