Labels:text | screenshot | software | font | number OCR: Title ThanksgivingStory Author LiveWire 1% 100% You eat your Thanksgiving dinner (although these days, thanks are optional) and then what do you do? Why, of course, you go lie down in a comfy chair with one hand in your pants (men only). Why? Because, as modern science has discovered, turkeys contain a certain endorphine that causes drowsiness. Thus, after eating enough turkey, you'll get drowsy and fall asleep. (Usually in front of a good hockey game, but this year's NHL contract difficulties have precluded that option) : ( So why do turkeys contain this endorphine? Well, I found out many years ago, when I lived on the farm. It was mid-september, and it was late afternoon; we were just getting everything put away, and getting ready to wash up for dinner. As I was penning up the animals, one of the turkeys got loose. Not a problem, I just had to run after it. This one had a good head start though, so I got my jacket, expecting to be out for at least a couple of hourws in the forest. After about 15 minutes, I managed to catch up with the renegade farm fowl, when suddenly, to my horror, it was attacked by a wolf. I ducked behind a tree, hoping like hell it would devour the turkey, and leave me alone. Luckily, it did just this, and loped off in the direction it had come from. I Up, Down, PgUp, PgDown To Scroll - [ESC] To Exit
