Labels:text | screenshot | font | software | display OCR: 020 Page: 01/03 Article: How to be elite Time : 00:02:38 ? HOW TO BE ELITE by Snowman/Trance When I first started out as a swapper I had my aims. I didn't want to be a lame swapper without a group and who swaps with other lamers, I wanted to be Elite. So instead of writing to groupless dudes I wrote to good groups, When I got replies I tried my best to sound dead professional and say stuff like, can't be bothered being in a group, it's too much hassle," when I knew that was complete bollocks. So I kept pretending to be elite until I finally was. Here are some tips if you are in my situation. :- ) 1. Never put 'Dear' at the beginning of your letters, I did this the first time I wrote off but luckily my contact thought it was a joke. When he said that, I just wrote that only losers do that. Well, we have here none other than that Equaliser impersonater himself: Zadd of
