Labels:text | screenshot | font | number OCR: Charts, Charts, Charts! PAGE: 031 OF 151 tions) CHARTS 4. UpFuck (A real fresh new tool to PMAMROTAWOONME create irreparably read/write-errors on the root-block) Yeah! Again it's JONAH the Unbeatable 5. Smokekiller (Sensibilizes the cool- of UNICORN! ing-fan of your harddisk, If cigarette- smoke is As there are charts for everything and the detected within the tube of fan, the read/write-head of this nothing, for demos, intros, coders, gfx particulary drive starts scratching Men Musicians and democompactings, your name onto the magnetic surface) you have some charts which are ... THE MOST UNUSED COMPUTER-LANGUAGES well, just a bit different. . . a bit. . . here 1. DATASQUEEZE (Language for bullshit- not too much. . . If you don't want, you oriented tasks, for example to code a will be printed in the next issue under surve i l ance-program for your birds' this flag: JONAH! Hehe, what about cage-door ) starting' 2. DOorDIE (Quite easy Basic-dialect .. . EhhPmM. . . Yes, let's do it! with only two commands: "Run" and "Quit. THE MOST USELESS UTILITIES this is version 5.34c with improved in- 1. Cryptograph (converts your basic- terpreter. . . ) ilbm-pics 3. EASYCLI (A Shell-version of Addison Wesley's little son with the name Ag- 2. Show-a-shit (pressing a key on the code) into copy-protected machine- nus. As this son is 10 years of age and keyboard will start this utility and it has some obvious troubles with coding, this is the "Wesley's sen. Version prints a wise sentence from the book "How to survive by eating cow-shit") 0. 1b"-release. . . Programmed_ in Amiga 3. KillDaMouse (This tool prevents your Basic and quite fast (on A3000/33Mhz) ) 4. P.E.R. H. A.P. S. ( (P)opular (E) (R)ror Mouse from working correct and speeds (H)andling (A)nd (Programming (S)ystem up all movements with factor 100. Fur- a very strange brew of different lan- thermore it randomizes all buttonac- guages . . . As difficult as LISP, as slow MISTAKE WILL BE REMOVED TIME. FIRE HIZUR E BE BENOMED THE
