Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: The not so Christmasy Carol page 01 THE NOT SO CHRISTMASY CAROL PAGE: 041 OF 160 (AN ADAPTION OF THE STORY BY CHARLES DICKENS) by: CINCLANT/DESASTER AREA (S.A) It was a cold night and neither man nor beast would be seen alive in the Spirit pulled out his sub-amazotic streets. The chilly wind whistled as it revolver and stuck it up CORN's nose. blew up and down the streets seeking CORN was visibly touched, As the 'ghost someone to freeze to death, and watch of lamerism's past' wiped the mucous turn blue, and die on the spot. But, to from the tip of his revolver, CORN felt no avail did it seej, Everyone was in- strange and noticed that he had con- side. Crackers were cracking, musicians veniently been sucked in a time warp which transported him to 1988. He knew were composing, and lamers were ripping off good, honest peoples intros etc. this year, yes, That was the year he Now, in this specific house, there was had started on the Amiga scene. He had a lamer. He was L-A-M-E. Well, this cool friends who tried to help him be- person was jovially ripping off people, come cool. Right. . . ? Wrong, he had when there was a knock on the door. In always been a lamer. The spirit took floated a spirit of a dude he had pre- him to a house, It was his house. They viously ripped lamerism past. off. I am the ghost of looked in the window, and CORN saw him- "BAH, ARNX", said the self, setting 2 years younger, opening and up his Amiga. He started to lamer whose name happened to be corn (ARNX is an ancient rumanian reference whimper and sniffle to himself. The pertaining to the art of ignoring some- spirit thought he had got through to one). Noticing that he was being igno- CORN, but wrong !!!! CORN had stubbed his toe on a broken bottle, coming in red, the spirit whipped out the disk that was being copied at that moment, the garden, Enfuriated, spirit grabbed CORN by his grubby ear through the This enraged attack the CORN, and he tried to spirit, luckily, the and took him back to his own time. When but they arrived, the ghost spoke in a BLY O SHII WOBH IO IDCLUBE THE BOCH=BOHI !!
