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  1.  
  2. T    [" .!?,"]*
  3.  
  4. %%
  5.  
  6. " bad"            printf(" mean");
  7. " big"            printf(" bitchin'est");
  8. " body"            printf(" bod");
  9. " bore"            printf(" drag");
  10. " car "            printf(" rod ");
  11. " dirty"        printf(" grodie");
  12. " filthy"        printf(" grodie to thuh max");
  13. " food"            printf(" munchies");
  14. " girl"            printf(" chick");
  15. " good"            printf(" bitchin'");
  16. " great"        printf(" awesum");
  17. " gross"        printf(" grodie");
  18. " guy"            printf(" dude");
  19. " her "            printf(" that chick ");
  20. " her."            printf(" that chick.");
  21. " him "            printf(" that dude ");
  22. " him."            printf(" that dude.");
  23. " can be "        |
  24. " can't be "        |
  25. " should have been "    |
  26. " shouldn't have been "    |
  27. " should be "        |
  28. " shouldn't be "    |
  29. " was "            |
  30. " wasn't "        |
  31. " will be "        |
  32. " won't be "        |
  33. " is "        {
  34.             ECHO;
  35.             switch(rand() % 6)
  36.             {
  37.             case 0:
  38.                 printf("like, ya know, "); break;
  39.             case 1:
  40.                 printf(""); break;
  41.             case 2:
  42.                 printf("like wow! "); break;
  43.             case 3:
  44.                 printf("ya know, like, "); break;
  45.             case 4:
  46.                 printf(""); break;
  47.             case 5:
  48.                 printf(""); break;
  49.             }
  50.         }
  51. " house"        printf(" pad");
  52. " interesting"        printf(" cool");
  53. " large"        printf(" awesum");
  54. " leave"        printf(" blow");
  55. " man "            printf(" nerd ");
  56. " maybe "    {
  57.             switch(rand() % 6)
  58.             {
  59.             case 0:
  60.                 printf(" if you're a Pisces "); break;
  61.             case 1:
  62.                 printf(" if the moon is full "); break;
  63.             case 2:
  64.                 printf(" if the vibes are right "); break;
  65.             case 3:
  66.                 printf(" when you get the feeling "); break;
  67.             case 4:
  68.                 printf(" maybe "); break;
  69.             case 5:
  70.                 printf(" maybe "); break;
  71.             }
  72.         }
  73. " meeting"        printf(" party");
  74. " movie"        printf(" flick");
  75. " music "        printf(" tunes ");
  76. " neat"            printf(" keen");
  77. " nice"            printf(" class");
  78. " no way"        printf(" just no way");
  79. " people"        printf(" guys");
  80. " really"        printf(" totally");
  81. " strange"        printf(" freaky");
  82. " the "         printf(" thuh ");
  83. " very"            printf(" super");
  84. " want"            printf(" want");
  85. " weird"        printf(" far out");
  86. " yes"            printf(" fer shure");
  87. "But "            printf("Man, ");
  88. "He "            printf("That dude ");
  89. "I like"        printf("I can dig");
  90. "No,"            printf("Like, no way,");
  91. Sir            printf("Man");
  92. "She "            printf("That fox ");
  93. This            printf("Like, ya know, this");
  94. There            printf("Like, there");
  95. "We "            printf("Us guys ");
  96. "Yes,"            printf("Like,");
  97. ", "        {
  98.             switch(rand() % 6)
  99.             {
  100.             case 0:
  101.                 printf(", like, "); break;
  102.             case 1:
  103.                 printf(", fer shure, "); break;
  104.             case 2:
  105.                 printf(", like, wow, "); break;
  106.             case 3:
  107.                 printf(", oh, baby, "); break;
  108.             case 4:
  109.                 printf(", man, "); break;
  110.             case 5:
  111.                 printf(", mostly, "); break;
  112.             }
  113.         }
  114. !        {
  115.             switch(rand() % 3)
  116.             {
  117.             case 0:
  118.                 printf("!  Gag me with a SPOOOOON!"); break;
  119.             case 1:
  120.                 printf("!  Gag me with a pitchfork!"); break;
  121.             case 2:
  122.                 printf("!  Oh, wow!");
  123.             }
  124.         }
  125.  
  126. ing            printf("in'");
  127. .            ECHO;
  128. %%
  129.  
  130. main()
  131. {
  132.     srand(getpid());
  133.     yylex();
  134. }
  135.