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Insulter v1.10
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What's Insulter?
Insulter is the most annoying program you will ever come across.
INSULTER is a TSR (Terminate and Stay Resident) program that increases
its own built in counter with each keystroke, and with every chance
it gets it will insult you (or your victim). Of course you may limit
its opportunities....
Why Insulter?
Why not? Install it in your friend's autoexec.bat or the
school's boot disks and prepare to be rolling on the floor
laughing. We will accept NO DAMAGES, incidental or otherwise,
caused from the usage of INSULTER. So don't sue us.
How Insulter?
Invoke Insulter at the command line with
INSULTER [/R] [/N] [/D] [/B] [/U] [nnn]
where
[nnn] is the number of keystrokes before the smote,
[/N] means don't display anything (for those discreet times!),
[/D] means start in disabled mode (default enabled),
[/B] makes INSULTER use BIOS writes,
[/U] makes INSULTER undisableable (when you have to be rude!),
and [/R] makes INSULTER create a random number from
1 to nnn before each insult.
nnn will default to 20 if you don't specify anything.
You can redirect Insulter's Opening screen to >NUL or whatever
in case you haven't read the DOCs and found out /N does the
same thing.
Use the combination CTRL-ALT-I to disable (or enable) INSULTER
after it is already in memory (unless you use /U).
Pay Insulter?
YES! Insulter is NOT free software.
If you send us $15 you will be considered registered
users and receive when available the next major upgrade.
SEND WITH IT a list of your favorite insults to be included
in a future release, or we can create a custom list just
for you, the REGISTERED user.
You can insult someone else really long distance!
INSULTER is Copyright 1990 by Amit k. Mathur and Peter Harwood
Remove Insulter?
Should you ever wish to remove INSULTER from memory, there
are many fine utilities available, like MARK and RELEASE,
FLMK and FLUSH and others. Run the marker before INSULTER
and the remover after, when you wish to remove it.
Remember you can disable INSULTER with CTRL-ALT-I (unless, like
is stated at least 2 other times, you use "/U".)
Note Insulter!
These DOCs were written with INSULTER installed at settings of
10000 /R. Sparse, yet we were laughing at least twice.
Look for more Annoying AkM & PH Productions!
Order Insulter!
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Complete this form and mail along with your registration fee to:
Amit K. Mathur
3215 St. Patrick's Drive
Windsor, Ontario
N9E 3H2 CANADA
Name : _____________________________________________________
Address : _____________________________________________________
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City : ____________________________________ State : ________
Country : ____________________________________
Zip : ____________________ Telephone : (_____) ____________
E-Mail : _____________________________________________________
I can use 5.25"_______ I must have 3.5"_______ disks
Insulter v1.10 Registration .............................$15.00
5+ Insulters ...................................... Each $10.00
Many Insulters .................................. Each $100.00!
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Enclosed ......................................... $___________
*** Make Cheques Payable to "Amit K. Mathur" or "Peter Harwood"
Enhancements you would like to see : __________________________
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Comments : ____________________________________________________
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My Favorite Insults: __________________________________________
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