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dBase/FoxBase/XBase/FoxPro Database File
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1991-03-06
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Have you heard about the Zen Boy Scout?
Tried to light a fire by rubbing one stick together.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?
It works!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was chasing the chicken.