Transcription: Now, let's talk about the gameplay. It's HATEFUL! Well, you certainly seem to be in touch with your anger. Tell me more, young man. There's one attack button. ONE! All your punches and kicks come from one button in a joystick position. That's ACININE! And how about those astounding special moves? One, sometimes TWO per character. And jumping? You can't jump over an opponent! Who the hell wrote this game, Ed Wood? No, I think it was done by the Outpost design team.
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