Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: L am are you lame? YOU MIGHTMBE A A LAMERiIF E LAMMAH ' is he lame? R lame? by steve henry In the past I've heard a lot of discussion about what a "lamer" is. I've also heard people question who IS a lamer, and who ISN'T a lamer So, to help you find out if you or anyone you know is a "lamer," I've come up with some signs of "lameness." Enjoy! 'If you run the Lawrence Welk web page. . . you might be a lamer." "If you've ever listed America Online and Prodigy as your 'bbs references' ... you might be a lamer." "If you've ever been kicked out of the group you FOUNDED ... you might be a lamer." "If you've ever interviewed yourself for an e-mag ... you might be a lamer." 'If you've ever applied to a demo group as a BASIC programmer ... you might be a lamer. "If you still receive bulletins in the mail from the WWIV Sysops Club. .. you might be a lamer." "If you only called a board once a week because you were told it was a 0-1 day board .. " "If someone in a sex channel told you to kiss his ass, and you asked for his phone number. .. you might be MORE than just a lamer." "If your caps alternate more than 30 times in a sentence ... you might be a lamer." 'If you downloaded the iCEpak because you sprained your ankle .. you might be a lamer." 'If your name is the only one on the 'Last Callers Log' of your BBS. .. you might be a lamer." "If you thought your CD-ROM drive was a coffee holder ... you might be a lamer." 'If you founded the Cott Lang fan club. .. you might be a lamer." "If you send Bill Gates e-mail every year on his birthday ... you might be a lamer. "If you've ever brought a date to a computer fair ... you might be a lamer." - 38
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