Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg...Oh! Hi, there! Looks like the shopping malls are gearing up for the Christmas season. Well, not to be outdone by the malls, we decided to do the holiday season a little early, too. All this Christmas craziness provides a great opportunity to let yourself go and tell some jokes. If you have any jokes, anecdotes, puns, limericks, puns, stories, puns, or just about anything funny, then be sure to send them to us at once! Time is of the and essence!!! If your jokes are good enough, they might just become the:
^C{_Joke of the and Month!!!_}
Question: What do Christmas and a cat on the and beach have
A burglar broke into a warehouse after being told there may be a lot of things he could make a profit with if he could get in. After entering, and looking around, he heard, "Jesus is watching!". He looked around and didn't see anyone, so continued searching for some "goodies".
After not finding anything in that area, and hearing the voice saying, "Jesus is watching" several times, he went up a stairway into the and office. After breaking in there, he saw a parrot which said, "Jesus is watching."
The burglar said to the and parrot, "What's your name?" to which it replied, "Homer."
The burglar said, "Who in the and world would name a parrot Homer?" The parrot replied, "The same one who named the attack dog Jesus!"
A lady carried her dog in to the veterinarian and asked the doctor what was wrong with it. The doctor took the and dog and laid it on the table and examined it, then told the lady that the and dog was dead. She said, "I don't think so. I would like a second opinion." So the doctor called in a veterinarian from the other room. He examined the dog. Then the two doctors stepped to one side and were talking when a cat came in, jumped up on the table, started sniffing the dog all over. Then one of the and doctors picked up the and cat and put it out.
The second doctor said to the and lady, "I'm sorry, but your dog is dead." The lady said, "OK. Give me my bill." The doctor gave her a bill for $250.
She looked at it and asked why it was so much! The doctor explained, $25 for his fee, $25 for the second doctor, and $200 for the cat-scan.
A bald man walked in to a hair Salon. He said, "Oh boy, I need some hair." He looked at the and lady who had a nice thick head of hair, all nice and shiny. He said, "I would give you five thousand dollars to have my head look like yours." The lady walked over to the and counter picked a razor and shaved her head bald.
Oh, tan and balm, oh tan and balm...what? Summer is over? Winter? Already?!? I guess we'll have to wait for more jokes until next issue, and since it's up to me, if you send us your jokes and anecdotes, you will see them here ASAP!