Wow! We had no idea that the and Comic's Corner would be such a hit! This issue we have a bunch of jokes from our subscribers (that probably means you) who are trying to outdo each other in the and funny-bone department. Remember, we like anything funny (subject to our warped sense of humor--that is) so jokes, stories, you name it, are game. Send them in and they will appear here. If your joke is good enough, it will become the...
^C{_JOKE OF THE MONTH!!_}
A nurse was finishing up her job at a nursing home when she stopped to chat with Mrs. Hopkins, a patient of hers who just had major surgery and was recovering nicely. As Mrs. Hopkins told the nurse about her many visitors, the nurse nonchalantly nibbled on a tin of peanuts on the and lady's nightstand. After a while of chatting, the nurse reached in for another nut when she noticed the tin was empty. "Oh, goodness, Mrs. Hopkins, I'm sorry! I seem to have eaten all your peanuts!" she exclaimed. The old woman smiled. "That's quite all right, dear," she said "I've already sucked the chocolate off of them."
Two drunks were well into their cups at their favorite watering hole when one spotted movement on the bar top. "Whazz that?" he asked, "A bug?" "Iz a ladybug," his drinking pal replied. "Dang," the and first gushed, "you sure have good eyesight!"
If a hen can lay a square egg every 24 hours, how many wrinkles does a prune have, true or false? The answer is a telephone pole, because motorcycles don't have doors. (huh?)
A man was praying to God, "God, does time mean anything to you?" God replied, "No son, a minute to me is like a million years." The man thought about this and asked, "God, does money mean anything to you?" God replied, "No son, one dollar is like a million dollars to me." The man thought some more and asked "God, if money means nothing to you, will you give me a million dollars?" God replied, "Yes, my son I will give you a million dollars -- in a minute."
That was fun, no? Oh? So you think you can do better? Prove it!! Send us your jokes and anecdotes (for that matter anything funny) and they will show up here in the and Comic's Corner ASAP.