Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: Mors Wins It turns out that the Martian's invaded Earth not for conquest but for our women (apparently they had been watching too many movies from the 50's). Unfortunately for them, the Earth women didn't find the Martians very attractive. The guys from Mars tried everything: nightclubs, personals - "Hi, I'm a SGM (Single Green Martian) looking for a nice Earth girl to conquer MY world .. ", dating services, but none of it worked. So they went back to their caves on Mars to watch old movies (except Earth Girls are Easy, of course).
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