The following comments are not intended to disparage the fine meat product known as Spam, a tasty combination of fine meats that has tantalized taste buds for decades. (Spam is a registered trademark of the Hormel Company.) But they are just too funny to pass up!
Who died and made you spam?
A spam in the hand is worth two in the bush.
No spam is an island.
I regret that I have but one spam to give for my country.
A spam saved is a spam earned.
The early bird gets the spam.
Like a bridge over troubled spam.
It was raining cats and spam.
I'll do it when spam flies.
Spam, spam everywhere, but nary a drop to drink.
A spam, by any other name, would smell as sweet.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and spam.
There's no spam like an old spam.
I am spam. Spam I am.
The evil that men do lives after them, the spam is oft interred with their bones.
Alas poor spam! I knew him well.
A spam is a spam is a spam.
It's an ill spam that blows no good.
Something's spammy in Denmark.
Twinkle twinkle little spam, how I wonder what you am.
