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Path: iat.holonet.net!psinntp!psinntp!news.columbia.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!noc.near.net!transfer.stratus.com!hydro.cac.stratus.com!dennist
From: dennist@hydro.cac.stratus.com (Dentist)
Newsgroups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
Subject: Barney and his Minions
Date: 22 Jul 1993 14:01:18 GMT
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I think I've found a link to support the theory of a Lizard conspiracy.
Little Kids LOVE Barney (that purple pedophilic beast from hell!)
Little Kids flock to his appearances
Little Kids become hypnotized by his programs
Little Kids LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (hardshelled lizards)
Little Kids flock to their appearances
Little Kids become hypnotized by their movies
Barney (beast from the saccarin-sweet Hell of Beelzebub) is actually
the Leader. The Green Turtles (note odd color similarity) are his
henchmen, gathering those poor little ones to their side in support
of Barney (purple wastepile) and his Universe. Barney (groady dungheap)
and the Ninja Turtles (failed lizards in their own right) MUST be stopped!!!
the Dentist
(my opinions, your agreement)