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  2. From: servo@maple.circa.ufl.edu (Tom Servo)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
  4. Subject: hmmm
  5. Date: 21 Jul 1993 20:10:45 GMT
  6. Organization: Center for Instructional and Research Computing Activities
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  9. Reply-To: servo@maple.circa.ufl.edu
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  11.  
  12. Well, Gerry,
  13.     There is no price too high to pay for happyness.  Just anc
  14. ask yourself how much it is worth too you.   In terms of opeations,
  15. the process is, in reality several operations.  You would in fact,
  16. undergo 37 stages of human to dino transformation.  In terms of gender,
  17. you have two options- you could keep your current penis, or, you would
  18. end up a enuch.  We have not perfected the sexual transformation as of
  19. yet.   As for your girlfriend, well- that is the same thing.   In terms
  20. of money.  Lets discuss that off-net.
  21.     Dr. Von Servo
  22. ____________________________________________________
  23. | Tom Servo -  address: SERVO@maple.circa.ufl.edu  |
  24. | "Changes  in  Latitudes, Changes  in Attitudes"  |
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