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Newsgroups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
Path: iat.holonet.net!psinntp!psinntp!newsserver.pixel.kodak.com!rpi!utcsri!newsflash.concordia.ca!sifon!VM1.MCGILL.CA
From: DPGP058 <DPGP058@MUSICA.MCGILL.CA>
Subject: RE: Erasure Loves Barney!
Message-ID: <21JUL93.13181220.0063@VM1.MCGILL.CA>
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Sender: usenet@MUSICA.MCGILL.CA
Organization: McGill University
References: <22ib48INNek3@no-names.nerdc.ufl.edu>
Date: Wed, 21 Jul 1993 17:12:17 GMT
In article <22ib48INNek3@no-names.nerdc.ufl.edu> servo@maple.circa.ufl.edu (Tom Servo) writes:
>Dear Gerry,
> I am a scientist from New Zealand, and I have perfected the
>transpecies operation. For a slight fee, I will preform this operation
>on you, for I feel that you have strong dino tendencies, and might
>be better off interacting w/society as a eight foot dinosaur. Like
>anything, there are risks- the operation can only go one way- once
>you are dino-sized, there is no turning back. The option is yours.
>Let me know your decision.
> Dr. Von Servo
>____________________________________________________
Well doc, this may open up a whole new future for me! It's worth some
thought though. How long is the process? That is from human to dino?
Will I be able to maintain my relationship with my girlfriend or will
she need an operation too?(another Baby Bop!) Will I retain my voice
so that I could sing like Barney? Humm, and how much will it cost me?
I don't have much money you see.
Barney, bigger than life!
Gerry