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Newsgroups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
Path: iat.holonet.net!kendall
From: kendall@iat.holonet.net (Kendall Willets)
Subject: Re: General Dinosaur Hatred
Message-ID: <CAI1o8.3qK@iat.holonet.net>
Organization: HoloNet National Internet Access System: 510-704-1058/modem
References: <1993Jul20.004219.27357@umr.edu>
Date: Wed, 21 Jul 1993 05:24:05 GMT
S100479@UMRVMA.umr.edu writes:
: Reply to the message
: From: kendall@iat.holonet.net (Kendall Willets)
: Subject: General Dinosaur Hatred
: ----------
: They clip showed had some two foot high dinos
: being petted and stuff.
Disgusting. One thing I liked about Japan was the fact that instead of
corn-dogs, they sell octopus tentacles on a stick. The texture was
similar to some of those lubed-up baby dino things they show in the pix,
and I couldn't help thinking how nice it would be to pay a few yen for a
yummy, chewy, fresh-cooked baby Barney. How nice it would be to sink your
teeth in and tear off a leg! My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
Those cute little eyes staring at you while you bite off a forepaw. That
toothy smile while you chew the tail off. How about a nice chopped dino
omelet, made with real eggs from Barney's family-to-be? Or a stew, with
just tails and hind legs. The family gathering round, while we carve the
Rex roast. Yummy!
This whole Barney-cute-dino-baby thing is an attempt to deny the vile
reptile in all of us. Well I'm not buying it. Dinosaurs were vicious
creatures that engaged in all sorts of violent and disgusting behavior.
For instance, male crocodiles separated from females will begin sodomizing
each other to slake their potent dino-lusts.
I wonder what Barney does when he's left alone with little kids.
"I love you, you love me, we're a closed society..."