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Newsgroups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
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From: S100479@UMRVMA.umr.edu
Subject: Re: I've been hurt...
Date: Sun, 18 Jul 1993 11:35:56 GMT
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I've reprinted Gerry's sad story below. Let's get a few things straight.
1. I was hurt. I saw the hearedr and Gerry's address and I got excited.
I thought one of our ABC men (Anit-Barney Corp) had clipped him. But
to know avail. Barney's head minion is still around.
2. A Barney Hot Dog song? This belongs on Alt.sex.bestiality.barney.
3. Give me a break Ger, you have a girlfriend who puts up with you singing
Barney at bad moments. Even enough to just walk away and not break up?
Come on. Do yourself a favor, check yourself into Betty Ford, clean up
your Barney habit, and spend the rest of your life with her. Must be
twoo wuv.
Barney must Die Gerry, I'm sure you were once nice, but you've been invaded
like the guys in Aliens. Pretty soon a slime Baby Bob is going to spring
out of your chest. You must be exterminated
jonboy
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Subject: I've been hurt...
Message-ID: <16JUL93.18177158.0060@VM1.MCGILL.CA>
From: DPGP058 <DPGP058@MUSICA.MCGILL.CA>
Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1993 21:49:50 GMT
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We were walking downtown today, my girfriend and I when we came
across two people sharing a hotdog. This of course reminded me of
a Barney song and therefore I began to sing! My girlfriend seemed
very embarrassed about my singing(Barney song) that she started
to walk away! What a mean one I said! S-S-She almost made me cry!
Barney is my hero,
Gerry