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Path: iat.holonet.net!psinntp!psinntp!cmcl2!yale.edu!think.com!cass.ma02.bull.com!spool.mu.edu!wupost!news.ecn.bgu.edu!anaxagoras.ils.nwu.edu!news.acns.nwu.edu!uicvm.uic.edu!u13611
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago, academic Computer Center
Date: Sat, 17 Jul 1993 22:45:44 CDT
From: Uday Paul <U13611@uicvm.uic.edu>
Message-ID: <93198.224544U13611@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
Subject: Re: i knew it all along!!!
References: <93197.160203U52543@uicvm.uic.edu>
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In article <93197.160203U52543@uicvm.uic.edu>, CINDY <U52543@uicvm.uic.edu>
says:
>
>i've always had a sneaking suspicion that bugs bunny, sylvester the cat, and
>all those other characters that are brought to life at amusement parks were
>giving off evil vibes!!!! i often wondered if beneath those friendly
>exteriors
>lurked the dark desires of ex-cons, axe murderers, and the like. after
>reading
>and discovering this new group, i'm sure of it!!! barney and the others must
>be annihilated!!!
Wait a minute, slow down. Barney (the prince of purple pediphiles) must be
elimitated for other reasons. We believe that his is a plot to subvert the
young minds of children into stupididty. We believe that Barney's
continual rattling of the "I love you" song is an attempt to brainwash
youngsters into aqcuiescence. Barney must be destroyed not because there
is an ax-murderer within the suit (although this is probably the case)
he must be elimited because of the irreperable damage he is doing
to young minds. Besides NO-ONE ever votedbugs the third most annoying
creature on this planet.
-Uday Paul
The village Idiot
Founder of the Barney Must Die Society (Chicago Chapter)