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From: "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00445@psilink.com>
Newsgroups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
Subject: Re: Barney Haters Unite!
Date: Fri, 16 Jul 93 21:03:00 -0400
Organization: Ministry of Superfluous Regulation
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Barney's List of Things to Do Today
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1. Make lots of money for the managers at PBS by manipulating the
little children to make their parents subscribe.
2. Morning snack: a young girl.
3. Several public appearances, make money for Barney(tm) licensing outfit.
4: Lunch: a teenager with a side of fries.
5. Go to shopping mall, sign autographs, and herd lost children into
the Barney-mobile. Make lots more money for greedy promoters.
6: Dinner: lost children (see above).
7. Die.
--
A.J. Janschewitz <<>> voice: +1.203.292.1606 <<>> p00445@psilink.com
Broad Brook, CT <<>> fax: +1.203.292.6601 <<>> 5037030@mcimail.com
Through our great good fortune, <<>> Usual and customary
in our youth our hearts were touched with fire. <<>> disclaimers apply.