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Newsgroups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
Path: iat.holonet.net!psinntp!psinntp!nstn.ns.ca!news.cs.indiana.edu!umn.edu!csus.edu!netcom.com!jrs
From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Subject: Re: He cares for everyone...
Message-ID: <jrsCA9o7C.Du0@netcom.com>
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
References: <16JUL93.12426585.0070@VM1.MCGILL.CA>
Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1993 16:52:24 GMT
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In article <16JUL93.12426585.0070@VM1.MCGILL.CA> DPGP058@MUSICA.MCGILL.CA
(DPGP058) writes:
>
>Just thought I would let you know that the Great One(Barney) cares
>for everyone out there.. even scum-bags who choose to hate him.
>On today's program Barney said: "Everyone is special, even yourself!"
But if everyone is special, then isn't being special "normal," and then is
being normal really "special"? Of course not, so not everyone is special.
Be sure to read my new book, "I'm Special, You're Just a Normal Bohunk,"
and cleanse your mind of any Barneygisms such as the above.
>Watch Barney & Friends, it's the right thing to do.
>Gerry
What, is Wilford Brimley now doing commercials for Barney? I thought that
eating oatmeal was the right thing to do, so how could Barney be the right
thing, too? And what about Coke? Is the "real thing" any different from
the "right thing"? Don't be deceived, folks, realize what Barney really is -
he's the Wrong Thing (tm)!
--
John Switzer | "That square really bugs me, he really
| bugs me!!"
CompuServe: 74076,1250 | -- About 4 gazillion misties, referring to
Internet: jrs@netcom.com | Penn Jillette and his MST3K voiceovers.