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--- Taglines Seen Around the Nets
In need of a good reformatting.
A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.
29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast.
Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
Love is grand, divorce is twenty grand.
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
I played poker with tarot cards; got a flush and five people died.
Sir, sonar reports screw noises.
I'm not conceited, I just can't stand mortals.
SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Electric chairs are period furniture; they end a sentence.
Oh, goody! My Alludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
Are the voices in my head bothering you?
But you thaid is was a pith helmet!
Recovering blonde.
My kid just beat up your honor student.
I need some duck tape. My duck has a quack in it.
Is there a Lemon Law for Presidents too?
My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel.
She won't last forever, so why give her a diamond?
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
God is real, unless declared "integer."
All the world's a stage, but most of us are stage hands.
When you have sour cream every problem looks like a potato.
Come in, Beverly, and I'll show you a real Picard maneuver.
But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!
If I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier.
"I'm a lawyer." "Honest?" "No, the usual kind."
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn.
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
In God we trust, all others we voice verify.
WARNING: No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/nope)
A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
I practice safe eating...I use condiments.
I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
Beam me up Scotty! The liberals have taken over!
Sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles."
{ed. note: This may have been funnier before one of my
proof-readers spotted a typo:}
Senors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles."
{her question was: "Is this supposed to be a Spanish tagline?"}