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DaffyNition Taglines (H-L)
compiled by Rob Nykvist (Theodore, AL.)
Hangnail: Coat hook...
Harpist: A plucky musician...
Hex dump: Where witches put used curses...
High Colonic: Jewish religious holiday...
Ignorance: When you don't know something and someone finds out...
Impotent: Distinguished; well known...
Incest: The theory of relativity...
Irony: Millie Vanilli on a Karaoke machine...
Junk: Something you need the day after you throw it away...
King James: A biblical hacker... (Off with their heads...)
Kissing: Putting your honey where your mouth is...
Knapsack: A sleeping bag...
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work...
Lawyers: n... The larval stage of politicians...
Lefties: The only people in their right minds...
Liberal: Too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist...
Life: A terminal, sexually transmitted disease...
Light year: A regular year with less calories...
Lizzy Borden: The original hacker...
Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence...
LORD: Let Oral Roberts Die...
Love of Money: The root of all EVIL...
LSD: Virtual reality without the expensive hardware... {RAH}
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Sound Byte:
Q: Why don't the British build computers?
A: Because they can't figure out how to make them leak oil!