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  2. ║                        Ode to a Mammogram                                ║
  3. ║                                                                          ║
  4. ║                  For years 'n years they told me,                        ║
  5. ║                    "Be careful of your breasts.                          ║
  6. ║                  Don't ever squeeze or bruise them,                      ║
  7. ║                    And give them monthly tests."                         ║
  8. ║                                                                          ║
  9. ║                  So I heeded all their warnings                          ║
  10. ║                    And protected them by law....                         ║
  11. ║                  Guarded them very carefully,                            ║
  12. ║                    And always wore a bra.                                ║
  13. ║                                                                          ║
  14. ║                  After thirty years of careful care,                     ║
  15. ║                    The doctor found a lump.                              ║
  16. ║                  He ordered up a mammogram                               ║
  17. ║                    To look inside that clump.                            ║
  18. ║                                                                          ║
  19. ║                  "Stand up very close," she said,                        ║
  20. ║                     As she put my tit in line,                           ║
  21. ║                  "And tell me when it hurts," she said,                  ║
  22. ║                    "Ah yes!  There that's fine."                         ║
  23. ║                                                                          ║
  24. ║                  She stepped on a pedal....                              ║
  25. ║                    I could not believe my eyes!                          ║
  26. ║                  A plastic plate was pressing down....                   ║
  27. ║                    My boob was in a vise!!                               ║
  28. ║                                                                          ║
  29. ║                  My skin was being strained and stretched                ║
  30. ║                    From way up by my chin.                               ║
  31. ║                  And my poor tit was being squashed                      ║
  32. ║                    To Swedish pancake thin.                              ║
  33. ║                                                                          ║
  34. ║                  Excruciating pain I felt,                               ║
  35. ║                    Within its' vise-like grip.                           ║
  36. ║                  An prisoner in this vicious thing,                      ║
  37. ║                    My poor defenseless tit!!                             ║
  38. ║                                                                          ║
  39. ║                  "Take a deep breath," she said to me.                   ║
  40. ║                     Who does she think she's kidding?                    ║
  41. ║                  My chest is smashed in here machine,                    ║
  42. ║                    I can't breathe and woozy I am getting.               ║
  43. ║                                                                          ║
  44. ║                  "There, that was good," I hear her say                  ║
  45. ║                     As the room was slowly swaying.                      ║
  46. ║                  "Now let's get the other one.                           ║
  47. ║                     "Lord, have mercy," I was praying.                   ║
  48. ║                                                                          ║
  49. ║                  It squeezed me from the up and down.                    ║
  50. ║                    It squeezed me from both sides.                       ║
  51. ║                  I'll bet she's never had this done,                     ║
  52. ║                    To her tender little hide!                            ║
  53. ║                                                                          ║
  54. ║                  If I had no problem when I came in,                     ║
  55. ║                    I surely have one now...                              ║
  56. ║                  If there had been a cyst in there,                      ║
  57. ║                    It would have popped...Ker-Pow!!                      ║
  58. ║                                                                          ║
  59. ║                  This machine was made by man,                           ║
  60. ║                    Of this I have not doubt....                          ║
  61. ║                  I'd like to get his balls in there,                     ║
  62. ║                    For months he'd go "without"!                         ║
  63. ║                                                                          ║
  64. ║                             Anonymous                                    ║
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