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  1.  
  2.             --==>>  THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS  <<==--
  3.                  as you've NEVER seen them before!
  4.  
  5. -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
  6.  
  7.          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
  8.          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  9.   /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  10.  / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
  11. *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  12. \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  13.   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
  14.     on grass         on cow
  15.  
  16.           (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
  17.           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
  18.   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
  19.  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
  20.     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
  21.  ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
  22.   Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
  23.     a shit            shit             kicked out of her
  24.  
  25.          (__)
  26.          (oo)                       U
  27.   /-------\/                    /---V
  28.  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
  29. *  ||----||
  30.    ^^    ^^
  31. Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
  32.  
  33.          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
  34.          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  35.   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
  36.  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
  37. *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
  38.    ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)
  39.  
  40. American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow
  41.  
  42.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  43.          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  44.   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  45.  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
  46. *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
  47.    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  48.  
  49. Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
  50. start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
  51.  
  52.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  53.          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  54.   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  55.  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
  56. *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  57.    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  58.  
  59. Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
  60.                       psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms
  61.  
  62.                                          /\                  __
  63.                                         /  \                 ||
  64.              (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
  65.              SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
  66.       /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
  67.      / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
  68.     *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
  69.        ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
  70.     This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  71.   to George Washington       this cow                   cow
  72.  
  73.                                                  (__)
  74.          *        (__)                           (oo)
  75.           \       (oo)                     /------\/
  76.            \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
  77.             | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
  78.             ||----||                    *  ||----||
  79.             ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
  80.      Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
  81.        to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
  82.  
  83.                   (___)               (__)      (__)
  84.                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
  85.            /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
  86.           / |     ||V                   |        |
  87.          *  ||----||                    ||------||
  88.             ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
  89.   The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
  90. the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
  91.  
  92.              (__)                   (__)
  93.              [##]                   (@o)
  94.       /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
  95.      / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
  96.     *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
  97.        ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
  98.  This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  99.   to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
  100.  
  101.                     (____)               (____)                         (____)
  102.                     (oo  )               (o  o)                         ( O O)
  103.          /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
  104.         / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
  105.        /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
  106.       *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
  107.           /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
  108.      This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
  109.       to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
  110.                                                            legs or eight
  111.  
  112.                O__O                            \_|_/
  113.                (oo)                             (oo)
  114.         /-------\/                       /-------\/
  115.        / |     ||                       / |     ||
  116.       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
  117.          ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
  118.     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
  119.  
  120.                         (__)                        (__)
  121.                 ^^      (oo)                        (--)
  122.             ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
  123.          ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
  124.        ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
  125.     ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
  126. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
  127. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
  128. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
  129.      Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
  130.                                              (What a bod, huh guys?)
  131.  
  132.                )\               (__)
  133.               /  \              (oo)
  134.         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  135.            Cow swimming at Amityville
  136. (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
  137.  
  138.         *                                                 (__)
  139.          \                                                (DD)
  140.           \                                        /-------\/
  141.           |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
  142.         \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
  143.         \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
  144.          \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
  145.           ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
  146.            \\ ||
  147.             \\||
  148.              \||
  149.               ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
  150.                \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
  151.                 \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
  152.  Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
  153.                                                 / / /    (__)|      / /
  154.                                                 / / /    (oo)|      / /
  155.    ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
  156.     ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
  157.        @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
  158.         @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
  159.      /--UU--\/        (____________)
  160.     / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
  161.    *  ||---||
  162.  
  163.    (New) Jersey Cow
  164.                        O O                 O O
  165.                         \ \               / /
  166.                          \ \          (__) /
  167.           (__)            \ \         (xx)/
  168.           (DD)             \ +--------+\//
  169.    /-------\/               \|        | /
  170.   / |     ||                 +--------+
  171.  *  ||----||
  172.     ^^    ^^
  173. Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
  174.             at Gillies in Texas
  175.  
  176.          o  o
  177.          |__|               (__)             (__)
  178.          (oo)               (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  179.   /-------\/         /-------vv       /-------\/
  180.  / |     ||         / |     ||       / |     ||
  181. *  ||----||        *  ||----||      *  ||----||
  182.    ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  183. bill bixby          bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
  184. male relative cow   cow              cow            cow
  185.  
  186.                        x
  187.                    xxxx|xxxx
  188.                 xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
  189.                        |
  190.                       //
  191.                 (__) //                        (__)   (__)
  192.                 (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
  193.          /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
  194.         / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
  195.        *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
  196.           ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
  197.      Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows
  198.  
  199.                             o        o             (__)    ^
  200.                              \      /              (oo)   /
  201.                               \    /           _____\/___/
  202.              (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
  203.              (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
  204.     /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
  205.    / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  206.   *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
  207.      ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
  208.                         ^^     ^^           ^    ^
  209.  
  210.     Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
  211.         Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
  212.    (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
  213.      cow-culus)          Ray Tube)
  214.  
  215.             o
  216.             | [---]
  217.             |   |
  218.             |   |                              |------========|
  219.        /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
  220.       /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
  221.       |            |                     ___|  |==============|
  222.       |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
  223.       \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
  224.        \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
  225.     -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
  226.     |               |        *  ||------||-----^
  227.     -----------------           ||      |      |
  228.       /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
  229.      /     ----    \
  230.       ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon
  231.  
  232.                 (__)
  233.                ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
  234.                __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
  235.               /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
  236.              /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
  237.             /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
  238.                 \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
  239.                  /======   \/            =======/==============//
  240.               *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
  241.                  /      \ ^               //                   \\
  242.  
  243.                      Psycowlogist and patient
  244.  
  245.                                                (___)
  246.           \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
  247.            \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
  248.         *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
  249.       ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
  250.      ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
  251.                \______/                        \_____\\//
  252.                                                 \__/
  253.    It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
  254.     It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
  255.                                                 //   //
  256.                                                 ^^    ^^
  257.                                           ==================
  258.  _____________________________            H                H
  259.  |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
  260.  |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
  261.  |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
  262.  |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
  263.  |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
  264.  |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
  265.  |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
  266.  |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
  267.  |             |             |            H                H       ||
  268.  |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
  269.                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
  270.  Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard
  271.  
  272.      (  (    )
  273.    ( (     )   )
  274.    ( (         )
  275.   (           / )
  276.  ( ( \\       )
  277.      ( |  // )
  278.        |   |    (__)
  279.        |   |    (oo)                   (__)
  280.        |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
  281.        |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
  282.      **|   | ---||                \ __________/
  283.     ``'---------^^
  284.         Cow Hide                     Cow Pie
  285.  
  286.                    \  |  /         ___________
  287.     ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
  288.    |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
  289.    | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
  290.    |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
  291.    | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
  292.    |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
  293.    | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
  294.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
  295.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
  296. ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
  297.    |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  298.    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  299.         `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
  300.          || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
  301.                      (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
  302.               /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
  303.              / |     ||        ||_______| \
  304.             *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
  305.                ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
  306.                         "Cow Town"
  307.               \ (__)                       (__)
  308.               \\(oo)                       (\/)
  309.          /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
  310.         / |    (##)                / |     ||
  311.        *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
  312.           ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
  313.     This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing
  314.  
  315.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  316.          (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  317.   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  318.  / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
  319. *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  320.    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  321.  
  322. Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
  323.  
  324.          (__)                                              (__)
  325.          (oo)                                              (oo)
  326.   /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
  327.  / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
  328. *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
  329.    ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
  330.  Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
  331.                         *
  332.                       **   **
  333.                  * **  * * *  **
  334.                 *   /  /   \ *  *
  335.              \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
  336.           *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
  337.             /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
  338.             \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
  339.             /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
  340.           \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
  341.          /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
  342.                  Cow in Heat
  343.  
  344.          (__)                 \__\                 (__)
  345.          (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  346.   /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
  347.  / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
  348. *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
  349.    OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
  350. Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow
  351.  
  352.                  (__)              (__)              \_||_~
  353.                  (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  354.   /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
  355.  / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
  356. *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
  357.    OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
  358.       li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow
  359.  
  360.          ____
  361.         (____)
  362.                                .xxxx.
  363.          (__)                  '(oo)`
  364.          (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  365.   /-------\/            / |    |============>
  366.  / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
  367. *  ||----||               ~~    ~
  368.    ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
  369.    holy cow            armed and dangerous
  370.  
  371.          (___)             (___)
  372.          (o o)             (o o)
  373.   /-------\ /       /-------\ /
  374.  / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
  375. *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
  376.    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
  377.     A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull
  378.  
  379.            (---)
  380.            (   )
  381.           /-----\                          (___)
  382.           |     |                          (o o)
  383.           |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
  384.           |  |  |                  /  / \    O
  385.           |  *  |                 *  | O |
  386.           ^^   ^^                    -----
  387.           Coward                  Phone Bull
  388.  
  389.  
  390.  |    |                              |    |           *
  391.  |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
  392.  |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
  393.  |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
  394.  |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
  395.  |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
  396.  |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
  397.  |     _________________             |     _________________
  398.  |    /                              |    /
  399.  |    |                              |    |
  400.  |    |                              |    |
  401.  |    |                              |    |
  402.  |    |                              |    |
  403.  |    |                              |    |
  404.  |    |                              |    |
  405.  |    |                              |    |
  406. /      \                            /      \
  407.  
  408. Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.
  409.  
  410.  |    |
  411.  |    |
  412.  |    |
  413.  |    |
  414.  |    |
  415.  |    \_________________
  416.  |     _________________
  417.  |    /
  418.  |    |
  419.  |    |
  420.  |    |
  421.  |    |
  422.  |    |
  423.  |    |                                (__)
  424.  |    |                      *---------(..)
  425. /      \                        ^^----^^\/
  426.  
  427. Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
  428.  
  429.   .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
  430.         .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
  431.              /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
  432.             /      \              *        :        * ||____||
  433.             | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
  434.      .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
  435.           / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
  436.       .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
  437.      . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
  438.       / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
  439.      |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
  440.     .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
  441.        .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
  442.             !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
  443.                                            :          ^^    ^^
  444.   The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow
  445.  
  446.                           ...---...
  447.                        ../  / | \  \..
  448.                      ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
  449.                     /  /   /  |  \   \  \
  450.                    /  /   /   |   \   \  \
  451.                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  452.                    \          |          /
  453.                     \         |         /
  454.                      \        |        /
  455.                       \       |       /
  456.                        \      |      /
  457.                         \     |     /
  458.                          \    |    /
  459.                           \   |   /
  460.                            \  |  /
  461.                             \ | /(__)
  462.                              \|/ (oo)
  463.                           /---++--\/
  464.                          / |  || ||
  465.                         *  ||-++-||
  466.                            ^^    ^^
  467.                Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
  468.  
  469.               ..---..                             (__)
  470.              /       \                            (oo)
  471.              |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
  472.              |       |                    / |     ||
  473.              |       |                   *  ||----||
  474.              |       |                      ^^    ^^
  475. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
  476.  
  477.             Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
  478.  
  479.                      (__)
  480.                      (oo)
  481.         /---+      +--\/
  482.        / |  |      | ||
  483.       *  ||-+      +-||
  484.          ^^          ^^                             *
  485.  
  486.    David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow
  487.  
  488.                                     (__)
  489.                                     (oo)
  490.                              /-------\/
  491.                             / |     ||
  492.                            *  ||----||
  493.                               ^^    ^^
  494.                              (__)  (__)
  495.                              (oo)  (oo)
  496.                       /-------\/    \/-------\
  497.                      / |     || -^^- ||     | \
  498.                     *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
  499.                        ^^                  ^^
  500.                       (__)                (__)
  501.                       (oo)                (oo)
  502.                /-------\/                  \/-------\
  503.               / |     ||                    ||     | \
  504.              *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
  505.                 ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
  506.                  Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
  507.  
  508.                     (__)                       _--------_
  509.                     (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
  510.              /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
  511.             / | 007 ||                         __________
  512.            *  ||----||                        |_        _|
  513.               ^^    ^^                          --------
  514.        Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
  515.  
  516.                                                      (__)
  517.                                                      (oo)
  518.                                                     /'^^^-m
  519.             (__)                                   / '' ` )
  520.             (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
  521.            / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
  522.           /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
  523.       ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
  524.      *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww
  525.  
  526.             Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula
  527.  
  528.  ____             ____                                |+++++|
  529. |++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
  530. |++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
  531. |++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
  532. |    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
  533. -----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
  534.  o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
  535.  |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
  536.  |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
  537.   -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
  538.      \  |  __________________________________/
  539.      |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
  540.      / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
  541.     / /  \ \
  542.     ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?
  543.  
  544.         (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
  545.         (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  546.   /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
  547.  /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
  548. * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||
  549.  
  550. Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter
  551.  
  552. *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
  553.  \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  554.   \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  555.   /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
  556.  //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
  557.  ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
  558. Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow        Cow breaking
  559.  
  560.           (__)
  561.           (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
  562.            \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
  563.        ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
  564.        ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
  565.     *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
  566.         //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
  567.        //__                      Cow           Cow pooing
  568.        Cow marching            standing
  569.  
  570.    Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
  571.    (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
  572.    ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
  573.    /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//
  574. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  575. (___)
  576. (  OO
  577.  \_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here?  Add yours to the official
  578.    \O   collection!  Send them to:  ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
  579.  
  580. (___)
  581. (  --
  582.  \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z
  583.    \O
  584.  
  585.  
  586.  
  587.  
  588.