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Documentation for Retard's Quest 1
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─────═[ Story ]═─────
You are a retard at Pioneer High School. Your life long dream
is to talk like a normal person, but you could never learn how. Then,
all of a sudden, this miracle product comes along : Hitched On Phonics.
Your goal now is to buy Hitched On Phonics (and pick up the super
babe Brunhilda along the way.). The only problem is, that you can't talk
so you can't call to order it, so you have to buy an Aid to help you. All
this adventure and the THRILL of being a RETARD!! What else could a person
ask for?
─────═[ Instructions ]═─────
You start out your game at the Main Menu. Simply pick an option
(the key for it is incased in "()") and your on your way. There are many
ways to earn money to buy new things to help you reach your goal. But
remember, Brunhilda is deaf.
You have a Seizure Ratio. When your Seizure Ratio gets too low,
you will have a seizure. Your character can only withstand a certain amount
of seizures.
There is also a Poker game going on in the Lunchroom at school,
if you feel lucky and want some money, try it out. Don't worry though,
they won't let you play if you get below $50.
There is a Bank. Interest rates are pretty high since Clinton lost
office.
If you're right in the middle of a hot game of Retard's Quest
and your mom wants you to go to school (what a useless thing) what are
you going to do? Simple. There is a save command! Just save your game
for later playing. You can load your game at any time. All your data is
stored including your name. You may save up to 5 different games.
─═[ Getting More Seizures ]═─
To be able to withstand more seizures, you can buy items that will
protect you during a seizure. Some objects will help you more than others.
If you have seizure medicine, each bottle will let you withstand
one extra seizure.
If you run out of seizures then you will die.
You can check how many seizures you have left by hitting "Y" from
the Main Menu.
─────═[ Legal Stuff ]═─────
Retard's Quest 1 is shareware. It is the first game from Mike
Smallwood and Dave Matteson working as a team. You can distribute this
game as much as you want to anywhere you want to. Just make sure you
follow these rules :
1) Don't change any of the documentation or ANSi screens.
2) Don't claim authorship.
3) Don't charge for the game.
Watch for these games comming soon from Mike Smallwood and Dave
Matteson :
■ Xyzier's Adventure
■ Retard's Quest 2
--EoF--