Alarmed by the many dangers, the pioneers abandoned westward \expansion except for a series of unmanned prairie probe \vehicles...
It is a truely brave man, who, when things are going bad, can \kick back and party.
Get out of jail Free Cookie!
Chinese Proverb: The ox may pull the cart up the hill, but the \bird makes its nest in the tree.
Das Fenster ist Grun!
Ignosce mihi, cacre necesse est!
Damnitis si ageris, guod si non.
If not for gravity, I'd be outta here!
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother \feels chilly.
A theory is better than its explanation.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
'Whom are you?' said he, for he had been to night school.
'You mean I can send mail to myself?'
90% of everything is crud.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
A bureaucrat is a politician with tenure.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a \fertsneet.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
A relationship is like a shark. It has to keep moving \forward or it dies.
A shortcut is the longest path between two points.
A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.
A violent man will die a violent death.
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys \public opinion.
Troutman's Fifth Programming Postulate: \If the imput editor has been designed to reject all bad input,\an ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past\it.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A word to the wise is enough.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Abstain from beans.
Adding manpower to a late software project only makes\it later.
Adolescence is that period of time between puberty and\adultery.
Advice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about giving and \receiving it.
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your \wealth.
All machines are amplifiers.
All men know the utility of useful things, but not know \the utility of futility.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration.
Always cut the cards.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and \astonish the rest.
Always draw your curves, then plot the data.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone \else.
Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the \wits.
Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the good sense to \be lazy.
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
An artist should be fit for the best society and kept out \of it.
An atom blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both \ways.
An honest God is the noblest work of man.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
Tomorrow will be like today, only more so.
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
Any shrine is better than self-worship.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable \from magic.
Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable.
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long \enough.
Anything is possible, unless it's not.
Appearances often are deceiving.
Are we not men?
Are you a turtle?
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and \often convincing.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As goat-herder learns his trade by goat, so writer learns \his trade by wrote.
Autocracy is based on the theorem that one man is smarter \than many.
Avoid colloquial stuff.
Avoid commas, that are not, necessary.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand \the situation.
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude \is the school of genius.
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you \are all thumbs.
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal if \you don't use your thumbs.
Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior executive.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Beauty seldom recommends one to another.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you \need more.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind your back, your colleagues are talking about Jeckyl \and Hyde.
Between two evils, always pick the one you never tried \before.
A moose once bit my sister.
Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands \the question.
Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same.
A king's castle is his home.
A large dog will have a surprising effect on your life.
A lie in time saves nine.
Buffalo is not just the name of an animal.
Build a system even a fool can use, and only a fool will \use it.
Bureaucratic organization is like a septic tank: the big \chunks rise to the top.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
A half moon is better than no moon at all.
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to \be far apart.
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in \Etruscan bonds.
By the yard, life is hard. By the inch, it's a cinch.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the \pants.
If not controlled, work flows to the competent person until \he is submerged.
If the facts do not conform to your theory, they must be \disposed of.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A man with one watch knows what time it is--with two \watches he is never sure.
Don't vote--it only encourages them!
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take \something for it.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to \protect the writer.
A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a \public indecency.
A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
Californians are not without their faults.
Don't use no double negatives.
Even a cabbage may look at a king.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.
Everyone is born a king, and most people die in exile.
Everything put together, falls apart, sooner or later.
All art is but imitation of nature.
All great discoveries are made by accident.
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
Experiments should be reproducible. They should all \fail in the same way.
All is well that ends well.
All laws are basically false.
Express an opinion, but send advice by freight.
For adult education nothing beats children.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Charm is a way of getting a "yes" without having asked any \clear question.
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.
Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you \awake until noon.
From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
Do not learn the tricks of the trade--learn the trade.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Be sure to treat your assumptions as though they are \reality.
Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let thy attire be \comely, but not costly.
Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very \breath of life.
Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. War is peace.
Fudd's First Law: "If you push something hard enough, it \will fall over."
Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
Fuzzy project goals avoid the embarrassment of estimating \the costs.
Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy, finds boy eyeing \bikini on bathing girl.
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
He who foresees calamities suffers them twice over.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
God gives us our relatives; thank God we can choose our \friends.
Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a good day.
Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and \confusion.
Have you seen Quasimodo? I had a hunch he was back.
He who believes the past cannot be changed has not yet \written his memoirs.
Disguise your feelings when you put your relatives on the \plane for home.
Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Be braver. You cannot cross a chasm in two small jumps.
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no \feet.
Be it our wealth, our jobs, or even our homes, nothing is \safe while the legislature is in session.
Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any.
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then what's the \opposite of "progress"?
He who looks like his passport photo is not well enough \to travel.
He who slings mud loses ground.
History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has that keeps it from \betting on people.
How did a fool and his money get together in the first \place?
How long a minute is depends on which side of the \bathroom door you're on.
I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
If in doubt, make it sound convincing.
If it happens, it must be possible.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement \anyway.
If it looks easy, it's tough. If it looks tough, it's damn \well impossible.
He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for \anything else.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?\ 'You stay here, I'll go on a head!'
He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.
If no one uses it, there's a reason.
If you get angry at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich \or famous or both.
In most instances, all an argument proves is that two \people are present.
It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
It is difficult to soar with eagles when you work with \turkeys.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools \are so ingenious.
Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help \either.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Make three consecutive correct guesses and you will be \considered an expert.
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes\a spectacle of self.
Misery no longer loves company; nowadays it insists on it.
Most of us have been at work for several hours now.
An apple a day is good advice!
No fear, no shame. You don't have to worry about a thing.
There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.
El burro sabe masque tu!
Rocking the anthropological world, a second 'Lucy' is \discovered in sorthern Uganda.
'Home, Sweet Home' must surely have been written by a bachelor.
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to\write, it should be hard to understand and even harder to\modify.
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
Avoid temporary variables.
Be alert... The world needs more lerts.
Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.
Change your mind... The new one may work better.
Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing\why.
Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of\questionable uses.
Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it\alive.
Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want of\capital.
God does not play dice.
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
Identify your visitor.
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
It's better to burn out than it is to rust.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the\Tuscaloosa.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let the Force be with you.
Never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river.
Password:
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock\instead of the sword.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care\of themselves.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
A fool and his honey are soon parted.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an\icy pavement.
The end of labor is to gain leisure.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is their\dimensions.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A company is known by the men it keeps.
This login session: $13.99
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
Many receive advice, few profit from it.
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an \unconvincing possibility.
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time \never.
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?\ Blow a little boogie into it.
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle\to get you out of Casablanca.
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
Use debugging compilers.
What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.
You fill a much-needed gap.
You have mail.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
All trends towards Chaos.
You will be surprised by a loud noise.
You will step on the night soil of many countries.
Your salary will be increased.
Why didn't the skeleton ask his girlfriend to the dance?\ 'Because he didn't have any guts!'
Old Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe. She had so many children\she did't know what to do. So she moved to Atlanta.
Stress Is: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the\body's basic desire to choke the living bejezzus out of some\jerk who desperately needs it.
A beautiful woman will enrich your life soon.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
Real programmers don't work 9 to 5. If any real programmers are\around at 9 am, it's because they were up all night.
