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From: bull@mac.cc.macalstr.edu
Newsgroups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
Subject: Day of the Barney II: Horror continues
Message-ID: <1993Jul21.080412.6899@mac.cc.macalstr.edu>
Date: 21 Jul 93 08:04:12 -0600
Organization: Macalester College
DAY OF THE BARNEY II: AFTERMATH
Chapter One: Thirteen
**********************************
Jeremy Phillips awoke to the sound of rumbling thunder, and for a
moment, reeled in fright. The sky above was a turbulent black mass,
occasionally lit by a silver flash of lightning. His fear quickly
abated when he remembered his Barney doll lying beside his pillow.
He firmly tucked it under his chin, rolled back under his dingy
green blanket, and slept on the cave floor with several hundred
other children in the cavern.
As he snuggled close to his purple plush companion, he began to
think back how he came to know Barney. It all began so many years
ago, in a time completely unlike the one he lived in now. He
remembered the television show, the feature-length movies and
videos, the merchandise, and the ever-assuring presence of the best
friend a kid could ever hope for. Most of this happened before the
Great Act of Love.
The Great Act of Love was defined by some as a cataclysm, though
these were the skeptics. Jeremy had actually heard an adult call it
a holocaust, though he never understood what the word exactly
meant. All he remembered was one weekend afternoon, and a call to
duty that raised the voices and arms of thousands of children to
purge the world of a menace that threatened the peace and love
between Barney and the children.
They killed every adult they could find that day.
Barney had planned it well. He knew for a long time how all the
adults of the world were trying to keep him and the children apart.
Instead of giving in, the Purple One arranged a live, satellite
broadcast concert presented from the nation's capitol. The turnout
was enormous, as Jeremy remembered it. Across the country,
wide-eyed children gaped at the screen in awe and joy at the antics
of the fat purple dinosaur and his companion, Baby Bop. Then, in a
wise and calculated fashion, the one known as Barney unleashed his
will upon the world, calling attention to those who opposed him.
Every child carried out the Great Act of Love, as it would soon be
called, without hesitation or remorse.
The night turned blood red, broken by the screams of adults. By
dawn however, a blissful serenity had settled upon the carnage.
Jeremy wasn't sure what happened next. That was all six years ago.
Or was it seven? He was so much younger then. He did know that
Barney and Baby Bop came again to unite all the children, and took
them under his care and guidance. They told stories and played
games with the children, and gave each and every child a Barney
doll and blanket. The videos were shown every day, and though the
children were left to forage for their own food, it was plentiful
because of the vast fields of grain Barney raised with the help of
his nameless faceless servants, known as the Loved Ones.
Jeremy had never known of or seen a Loved One until well after the
Great Act of Love. They were mysterious creatures, who spoke no
language and communicated in curious grunts and coos. They were
squat, bulky creatures donned in purple and green robes. They
frequented the caverns and tunnels that laced the landscape.
Jeremy often saw them scampering about with their wooden torches,
often carrying odd bundles up to the lair of Barney and Baby Bop.
They weren't as loving or caring as Barney. As a matter of fact,
they practically avoided all interaction with the children.
The other group Jeremy knew of were the Bad Ones. The Bad Ones were
simply adults who had survived the initial slaughter stemming from
the Great Act of Love. No one was sure how many had survived, but
Barney and Baby Bop assured everyone that they were evil, and would
come in the night and put poisonous spiders under your pillow if
you so much as looked at one. This frightened the children
immensely, and Jeremy hoped to God (Barney?) that he never met any.
But despite all the talk of Loved Ones and Bad Ones, Jeremy cared
most for his group, known as the Special Friends. The Special
Friends was an inclusive group, for any young child could be a
Special Friend. Barney had deemed this early on, and it was a title
every child of the caverns carried with true pride.
Jeremy was especially proud this evening. This was the last day he
would be twelve-years-old. Tomorrow, he would be thirteen.
Actually, so would his twin sister Fran, and his best friend since
second grade, Cameron. It was well known that it was a very special
day indeed when a Special Friend turned thirteen. The three of them
were to see Barney tomorrow night, for a "special gift". What it
would be, no one knew. No one ever came back to tell anyone
else....
* * * * * * * *
"What do you think we'll get?" asked Fran, as they walked up the
glistening cold steps. "I don't know," replied Jeremy. "Maybe we'll
get a life-size Barney doll!"
"No, it's got to be better than that," said Cameron, adjusting his
thick glasses and lanky red hair. "If no one comes back, it means
maybe we're going on a vacation, maybe to Hawaii or China!"
The three of them hoped that the Loved One clambering ahead of them
would say something, but it simply gurgled and kept climbing up the
crude rock stairwell. It clutched its torch with a thick, leathery
glove.
"I'll bet it is a vacation!" squealed Fran, the excitement rising
in her voice. "I hope we get to choose, I want to go to Europe,
that's where mom always-"
Fran caught herself. Ever since the Great Act of Love, no child was
to ever mention their parents. While it made Fran sad, she wouldn't
want to hurt Barney's feelings. He loved her just as much as her
mom and dad ever did. Even more, he said.
The three children talked excitedly among themselves as they
climbed the immense stairwell. Finally, they came upon a landing
which opened out to a great open plain. Jeremy was the first to
notice the bizarre sight ahead. He let out a short gasp, which drew
the attention of Fran and Cameron.
Across the wide plain stood an ornate building, many stories high,
and shrouded in thick ivy. It was apparent that this building was
once white, but had been sloppily repainted in varying shades of
purple and green. Great flocks of birds flew amidst the rubble, and
scores of autombiles littered the landscape, rusting and shattered.
Cameron was the first to identify the structure. It was the
nation's capitol.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Hello, all my friends! Happy thirteenth birthday to you!"
The fat purple dinosaur giggled and wobbled over to the three
children. He gave each one a warm, enveloping hug. The children
reacted joyfully, and cried, "We love you Barney!"
"And I love you too. I'm so happy to be with my Special Friends.
Especially on such an important day! Let's sing a song!"
The children and Barney sang "Happy Birthday" several times, and
danced around the room that was once called the Oval Office. From
a darkened corner, a small ensemble of Loved Ones played the music,
on poorly tuned and rusty instruments. The children didn't mind.
They were here with their very best friend, Barney. And who could
forget.... "Baby Bop! There you are!"
The green, baby-eyed dinosaur scampered into the room, holding
three-small birthday cakes. "I'm here. Oooohhh, I just _Loovveeee_
parties!" She proceeded to hug the children and incited them to
blow out the candles on their cake. When they did, she ecstatically
jumped for joy and squealed with delight.
Children's enthusiasm has no limit. It came to no one's surprise
when the children asked about their Special Gift. Barney and Baby
Bop both laughed warm-heartedly.
"But of course you'll get your Special Gift! How could we forget
that?" said Barney, folding his arms over his immense abdomen.
"Baby Bop, how about taking Fran to see her surprise?"
"Gladly!" squealed Baby Bop. "Come with me, Fran, you're just gonna
love this one. It's every young girl's dream come true!" And with
that, she took Fran by the hand and led her hurriedly out of the
room. Fran could barely get a chance to look back at the two boys
and wave goodbye. The next moment she and the bubbly green dinosaur
were gone.
The two boys were puzzled, but excited. "Barney, you mean Fran gets
a different Special Gift than us boys?" asked Jeremy.
"Why yes she does, Jeremy. But don't worry, your gift is just as
special. All I want you to do right now is hold very still." The
next moment Barney took a thick slab of charcoal and wrote "13" on
the boys' foreheads. He then nodded to the Loved Ones in the
corner, and they left the room with their instruments.
Only one Loved One remained, and he brought a cloth-wrapped bundle
to the Purple One. "Okay, Jeremy and Cameron, I want you to kneel
on the floor and close your eyes. Then I'll give you your Special
Gift!"
The two boys looked at each other, but both believed in Barney.
Why would he do something bad to them? They kneeled on the floor
and closed their eyes. Both began wondering what they would be
getting. A ticket for a jet ride? An envelope filled with money?
The possibilities were staggering to a young child's mind.
From behind them, the boys heard Barney unwrap the bundle. A moment
later, there came a curious sound, the sound of metal chafing
against leather.
Jeremy flung himself forward, just as a swishing noise came down
upon him. He hit the floor hard, and he heard Cameron hit the floor
alongside him. He opened his eyes and stared at Cameron. His head
was chopped off.
Jeremy screamed in terror, and in his fright rose to his feet and
ran straight into a wall. He hit with tremendous force and he felt
the wind knocked out of him. He fell back on the floor, and stared
into the severed head of his best friend since second grade. He
screamed again, and looked up at Barney, wielding an immense,
blood-stained machete. The fat squalid reptile looked back with a
puzzled look.
"Why Jeremy, you weren't supposed to peek! When you play a game,
you should always play by the rules. Rules are what makes a game
work." Barney giggled and motioned with his arm. "Now come back
here and close your eyes. It'll be fun!"
"You....you killed..C-C-Cameron!" cried Jeremy, tears running down
his face. "You-you're gonna kill me too!"
"Why Jeremy, why would I do that? Cameron's not dead, he's just
playing a pretend game! If you had played the game right as he had,
you'd be having fun pretending like he is!"
Jeremy stared back at the lifeless head of Cameron. A small trickle
of blood flowed out of his nose, and his thick glasses were
shattered. Smeared around the dead boy's mouth was pink frosting.
Sensing Jeremy's fear, the Purple one returned the machete to its
sheath and gave it back to the Loved One.
"There, Jeremy. I've put the scary knife away. I'm sorry I scared
you. I'm sure Cameron is sorry too. Now come on back here. I'm not
going to hurt you, Jeremy. Don't you know how much I love you?"
"I...I....I love you too...Barney" muttered Jeremy, his eyes still
locked upon the battered head on the floor. He slowly rose up, and
began walking towards the bloated purple dinosaur.
"There, there, Jeremy, we'll still have fun," said Barney in a
motherly tone. He extended his chubby arms towards the child.
"I'm not going to hurt you...I'm not going to hurt you...."
Jeremy walked between Barney's arms and rested against his fat
belly. The Purple One wrapped firmly behind the boy, gently
stroking his sandy hair.
"...I'm going to kill you!"
The next instant the arms locked onto the boy's neck, plump purple
talons digging into his throat. Jeremy tried to scream, but the air
was cut off and he could only thrash about wildly. Barney began
giggling again, and as he proceeded to strangle the child, sang a
lullaby:
I love you, you love me....let me kill you Jeremy....
in another moment you'll be gone....then my power will
continue on....
Jeremy's tongue and eyes bulged tremendously, his feet kicking
sporadically. Lights flashed before his eyes, and all he could see
in between was the wide, moronic grin and lifeless eyes of the
gigantic purple beast choking him. His lungs were bursting, and a
roaring sound rushed through his ears...
The next thing he knew, he was on the floor, gasping for air. He
looked up and saw the fat bloated beast curled next to him, moaning
in pain. He must've kicked Barney in a good spot, to have rendered
him powerless. Jeremy began to crawl away, when he noticed the
Loved One unsheathing the machete and scampering towards him.
Jeremy quickly picked himself up and ran out the door. The Loved
One paused, then dropped the machete and tended to Barney, who was
still writhing on the floor in pain. Another time, perhaps.
* * * * * * *
Jeremy ran blindly through the hallway, he'd been here a long time
ago when adults still occupied the building. He and his parents had
been here on a tour, and true to a child's memory, he could
remember a back entrance that would take him to safety, hopefully.
Behind him he heard the muffled cries of Loved Ones, who were
obviously chasing him. He knew immediately that he could outrun
them all.
When he tried the back lock, Jeremy found it to be open. He flung
the door and ran out onto a back terrace. Through the darkness, he
ran across an odd, lumpy surface. It was almost like running on a
field covered with cantalopes. It wasn't until he got on the far
edge of the surface that he began to realize what the surface was.
They were heads.
Jeremy had never seen a more unholy, dark sight. In the silver rays
of the moon above, Jeremy looked upon the hundreds of skulls that
littered the terrace area. He gaped, dumbfounded at the scene, and
kept running and running until he had cleared the last head by a
wide distance.
He was now in the ruins of a city, empty and quiet like a tomb.
Jeremy looked back at the sinister silhouette of the capitol
building and wondered how soon Barney and the Loved Ones would be
out, searching for him. He began to fear for his sister Fran, and
wondered what "Special Gift" she had been given by Baby Bop. All
the time, his mind raced back to what he had seen crudely scrawled
onto each head, and of his own age, the age of impending adulthood:
Thirteen.
Chapter Two: Withdrawal
**************************
The rain plodded steadily down the streets and alleys, and Jeremy
learned for the first time what it was to be truly alone. He
reclined on a pile of dusty blankets next to a short candle that
provided the only light in the abandoned warehouse. Shattered glass
covered the floor, and through the gutted ceiling Jeremy could see
the damaged, blackened beams that supported the high walls.
It was his third week away from the caverns, and he wondered if he
was even a Special Friend anymore. Of all the times he'd been
betrayed by friends, the last one he suspected of doing it to him
was Barney. Barney who took him, his sister, and his best friend up
to his beautiful lair. To sing, to dance, to receive a "Special
Gift". But it was all a horrifying lie.
Barney had taken Fran away, left in the company of Baby Bop. He had
killed Cameron with a blow to the head with a machete. And he had
tried to kill Jeremy, by locking his arms around the throat, still
wearing his idiotic grin and giggling. All of this, just because
the three children turned thirteen.
Jeremy listened to the rain dance upon the pavement, which was
drenched with filth and rubble. It was only some years ago that
adults frequented the streets, going about their way to work. Now
it was still. Jeremy could not break the stillness, for were he to
yell or sing or cry, it could bring about the attention of the
Loved Ones. Many times Jeremy had spied them shuffling about the
ruins of the city, looking for him, offering Barney dolls with one
hand while clutching a torch with the other. They came mostly at
night, and all Jeremy could see of them were their cloaked, squat
bodies clad in purple and green. Jeremy prayed they would go away.
Jeremy also feared the Bad Ones. It had been so long that he'd seen
an adult, but he remembered the stories Barney and Baby Bop told of
them. How they liked to pull the hair of children, and hit them
without reason. It was this reason that all adults were to be
shunned, if not destroyed. Jeremy prayed they would go away too.
He was surprised that he lasted as long as he had. For while he was
alone, he managed to find decent shelter and other staples, mostly
from ransacked buildings and stores. He dared not sleep in the same
place more than once, lest he be found. He had come back to a few
places he'd been before, only to sense that the Loved Ones, or
someone, had been there too.
Now he lay atop the stack of ragged blankets, wishing he still had
his Barney doll. For some inexplicable reason, he missed the fat,
bouncy dinosaur. The very creature that killed his friend and
abducted his sister still had some emotional control over him, and
it scared Jeremy. At night he could still hear the Barney
love-song, playing over and over again until he broke down in
tears.
The chubby purple beast was the first creature that ever made him
feel truly loved:
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...with
a great big kiss and hug from me to you, won't you say
you love me too?"
Then he envisioned the dead eyes and horrible chuckling Barney
emitted while tightening his fingers around Jeremy's tender young
neck. The relapse caused Jeremy to scream frantically, and his
outburst lasted a full minute before he realized the danger he was
putting himself into. When he did regain his composure, Jeremy blew
out the candle and crouched by the window. He hoped to God
(Barney?) that no one heard him.
Jeremy stared out at the vast darkness, as the rain continued to
fall. For a few moments, it looked like he was safe. Then, down a
thick, crumbling alley, he saw a soft blur of light. This was soon
followed by two, maybe three others, and they began closing in. The
Loved Ones had heard the scream, and were eagerly scrambling over
to reclaim Jeremy.
"No, no, go away," muttered the boy. He was terrified. The huddle
of cloaked creatures came closer and closer.
Jeremy grabbed the candle and a dusty blanket. He couldn't leave
out the front, they'd see him for sure. His eyes raced over the
destroyed room, when he noticed a flight of stairs. With some luck,
it would lead to another building or even a fire escape. Jeremy
scurried up the steps and watched from a dark pile of rubble.
No more than a few minutes passed when the first Loved One entered
the building. It stood only about four feet high, and gurgled to
the others in a bizarre language. Soon it came to the pile of
blankets where Jeremy had lain just shortly before, and felt the
warmth. It nodded its head, and giggled. With a wave of its hand,
it motioned the other three Loved Ones to search the area. One
immediately started up the steps towards where Jeremy was hiding.
Jeremy knew that his best bet was to remain hidden and quiet. He
stood behind a battered crate, breathless. He watched in horrified
fascination as the Loved One clumsily waddled up the stairs, waving
its torch back and forth. As an offering, it carried a soft plush
Barney doll in its other hand. The Barney doll was entrancing in an
odd way, and Jeremy's first impulse was to walk out and take it.
But his instinct kept him away.
I'll hide here and maybe they'll be gone soon, thought Jeremy. He
had never liked the Loved Ones anyway. As long as he could stay
hidden, he would be safe. The Loved One would look around briefly,
then be gone. He was sure of it. All Jeremy had to do was stay
still, and wait.
"Jeremy! Jeremy! This is your good friend Barney! Are you in
there?"
Jeremy froze. The voice had come from outside.
"Jeremy, I know you must be really mad at me, but I want you to
know that I'm sorry. I really, really am! I hope that you and I
could still be friends. Don't you know that I miss you? So does
Fran! How could you leave your sister behind like that?"
Jeremy watched as a tall, stocky silhouette came in. There was no
denying who it was. Jeremy was suddenly filled with a tremendous
urge to run out and embrace the fat purple dinosaur.
"Gosh, Jeremy, it sure is dark and cold in here. Not to mention
damp!" Barney lit a torch and examined the lower level. "So much
dust and broken glass. Wouldn't you like to come back home?
Tonight, we're having a lot of fun games and parties, and you're
our guest of honor! I'll bet you'll have so much fun! There's ice
cream and cake, plus lots of presents. In fact, if you come back to
me right now, I'll make sure you get to lead all the games!"
No, no, no, thought Jeremy. He killed Cameron. He may have killed
Fran. He'll probably kill you. Don't believe him. Barney lied once,
he may do it again.
Barney scratched his head and sat upon the blankets. "Jeremy, do
you know why I'm out here tonight? Because I love you. You know, I
never told you this before, but you are my favorite, favorite
friend in the whole wide world. That's why I want you back. I'm
sorry I was so bad to you before, but I promise it will never
happen again. But if you love me too, and I know you do, you'll
come running out here right now for a great big kiss and hug!"
"Barney, I missed you and I love you too!" cried Jeremy, coming out
from behind the crate. Tears ran down the boy's cheeks and when
Barney saw him, the plum-colored lizard extended his arms in a
loving gesture.
"Well that's wonderful!" exclaimed Barney. "Come on down, Jeremy,
let's hug!"
Jeremy started to dash down the steps but as he did, the Loved One
who had been at the top of the stairs suddenly lurched at the boy
and grabbed him by the arm. The boy screamed and struggled.
"Not now, you fool!" bellowed the dinosaur.
Jeremy shrieked and fought with the Loved One, who had now dropped
his torch and Barney doll, and was trying to get both hands on the
child. The rotting, partially destroyed floor rocked and keeled
below them. Jeremy managed to get his foot behind the Loved One and
shoved hard.
The next instant the cloaked creature fell through the damp,
plaster wall and impaled itself on a sharp jutting metal beam. Its
jagged razor edges slid through the Loved One like a knife through
butter.
The scream was bestial and piercing. As thick, pink ochre gushed
out of the Loved One's wound, it spasmodically thrashed, clutching
at the beam that emerged dead center of its chest. In its initial
throes, it accidentally flung back its cloak, revealing the creaure
hidden within.
Jeremy gasped at what he saw. The Loved One was a horrid
caricature, part human, part dinosaur. It was covered in sagging,
pale red skin that was spotted with green and brown patches. Its
eyes bulged with a serene, almost idiotic gaze. The teeth were
smooth, perfect, and a creamy white in color. As the Loved One
struggled in desperation, its thick, lumbering tail lashed back and
worth, crumbling the wood below it. Finally, with a low, raspy
groan, its eyes rolled back and thin trickles of pink and orange
fluid seeped down its snout, nostrils, and chin. It was dead.
"Jeremy, don't be scared. Come back to me! I'll protect you!"
Jeremy looked back at the Purple Beast. He sensed a certain
falseness and anger withing Barney, and started shuffling back away
from the stairs. The dinosaur edged near the steps, and hesitated.
Jeremy immediately realized that Barney was afraid to go any
further. His massive bulk would probably cause him to fall through
the rafters.
Jeremy ran back towards the rear half of the building. He
immediately heard more scampering up the steps, and he knew the
other Loved Ones were after him. He picked up a brick and hurled it
at the closest one, and hit it square in the face. It growled in
anger, and reached under the folds of its cloak, producing a rusty
hatchet. It flung it at Jeremy, who managed to duck in time. The
blade whizzed by, embedding itself into a thick beam.
Jeremy found a window and looked down. There was a fire escape. He
promptly scrambled down it, the Loved Ones close behind. Several
times they clutched for him, but he was too fast and agile for the
creatures. At the bottom, he jumped off the landing and into a
dumpster filled with paper and cardboard. He pulled himself out and
tore down the street, the rain drizzling upon him. In the distance
he heard a high-pitched plea...
"Jeremy...come back....don't you know I love you...?"
* * * * *
The next day Jeremy found himself in a sporting goods store. He
quickly went to the camping rations and tore open the flimsy
packets of dried food and snacks.
The boy ate voraciously, and gained his senses. No way was he ever
going back to being Barney's "Special Friend". The events from last
night certified that. But now it was time to face up to the
problem, rather than keep running away from it. He still had his
sister Fran to consider. What if she was still alive? And what of
his friends he left behind? Soon some of them would be turning
thirteen, and facing the same fate as Cameron had: headless and
forgotten.
Jeremy knew that he'd have to come back to the caverns and face the
Purple Beast. If he stayed out here, he'd most likely be hunted and
killed by Loved Ones or even the Bad Ones. It was a no win
situation either way. Best to go down fighting, as his uncle had
once told him. The sentiment burned in the young boy's mind, and he
liked that.
As Jeremy cleaned himself at a small puddle, he began wondering how
he'd best prepare for another (and possibly final) encounter with
Barney, Baby Bop, and the minions known as the Loved Ones. He
seemed to recollect something about the sporting goods shop and
walked back inside. He went near the back area and stopped. He
found what he was looking for.
On the walls were various rifles, shotguns, and hunting knives.
Jeremy sucked in his breath and began removing them from their
mountings.
It was time to prepare.
Chapter Three: Redemption
******************************
The last rays of sun crept under the horizon, immersing the
devastated skyline in sullen darkness. A small figure clad in a
purple and green cloak warily made it way towards the caverns, just
below the main plaza of a structure once known as the Capitol
Building. The cloak covered the figure very loosely, and several
times the being had to stop and readjust the garment.
If one were to inspect the figure closer, they would realize the
cloak had a huge gaping hole through the back of it, and the wearer
was a child barely in his teens. Were one to look beyond this, they
would see the child brandished several broad hunting knives, a
semi-automatic pistol, and sawed-off shotgun. Jeremy Phillips had
come to settle a score with a certain purple behemoth named Barney.
Jeremy had trouble moving for several reasons; the cloak kept
sagging and slipping, threatening to either trip him or reveal him
to be what he truly was and not a Loved One; the weight of his
munitions and armanent grew increasingly heavier with each passing
moment, causing the youth to pause for breath every few hundred
yards; and the utter fear and apprehension of facing Barney and his
evil minions was wreaking its toll on the boy.
Jeremy felt he had no choice. It would either be him or countless
other children before him, suffering the same fate Cameron had, or
the unknown circumstance that Fran was now in. Jeremy felt ready as
he could, he had fired a gun for the first time yesterday, killing
a Loved One in the process.
He could see the squalid beast now, foraging in the city ruins,
looking for him. He had woken to its gurgling noise, and crawled
out of hiding for a closer look. The Loved One was alone, and
appeared lost or confused. Certainly it must be a trap, thought
Jeremy. No Loved One had ever travelled through the city alone
before. But as time passed and he continued to watch it, he
realized that it was indeed by itself. And by the time he realized
this, the Loved One sniffed the air, turned around, and saw Jeremy
staring at it from the street. It gave an ungodly cry, pulled out
a short, spiked club, and ran towards Jeremy.
The next moment, Jeremy stood amidst a cloud of smoke and stinging
vapor. His ears were ringing, and he felt the heavy weight of the
pistol in his hand. His arm felt numb, and he began to realize just
what had happened. He looked upon the ground and saw the twitching,
corpulent body of the Loved One. A moment later, its eyes sunk back
into their sockets, and its entire body slumped. Jeremy had killed.
Jeremy could not understand why he felt no remorse. He remembered
how he cried when his cat, Snooper, was euthanized at the
veterinarian. How he cried when his parents left for vacation. How
he cried when he couldn't play with his friends because it was past
his bedtime.
Those times were long ago, but Jeremy rememebered them well. And he
felt great sadness. Yet he felt no sadness for this wretched
creature that lay still and oozing pasty pink blood out of its
wound. Perhaps it was a good thing, if Jeremy meant to do what he
planned that night.
Presently, Jeremy neared the Capitol Building. He had kept careful
track of the days and time, he knew that it was time for the
Imagination Game. Just before bedtime, Barney would entertain the
children by singing and playing, and the Imagination Game
highlighted the entire evening. All of the children would be there.
So would all the Loved Ones, to monitor the children and play the
music. There was no better time to return.
The first thing Barney had to do was find his twin sister, Fran.
After so many weeks, he was curious to know what Baby Bop had done
to her. As he once again crossed the wide field of skulls, he
feared the worst. He dared not look at the decapitated heads for
too long, lest he see Cameron's lying there, with his shattered
glasses and frosting-smeared mouth.
Off in the distance, Jeremy could hear the faint strains of music
and laughter. The nighttime games and songs had begun. He climbed
the back steps of the building and gently pried open one of the
cold metal doors. He gazed down the dim, carpeted hall and walked
in. He adjusted his cloak over his head, so if seen, he'd stand to
be mistaken for a Loved One. As expected though, he saw no one.
Jeremy remembered that at the thirteenth birthday celebration, Baby
Bop had taken Fran outside the party room and down the hall
somewhere. He figured that if it was a common route, maybe there
would be more impressions marking the path. He eventually came to
a well-worn, dirtied trail of carpet, and cocking his pistol,
followed it down a corridor and around a passage that led to the
cellar. He was surprised at what he saw.
It was a paved, insulated cavern with smooth walls and brightly lit
hallways. Flanking each hallway were sets of thick metal doors with
wide, square windows. Jeremy sat silently and listened. From behind
many of the doors were odd, gurgling noises. Some were shrill
cries, other were soft murmurs. Occasionally, the clanging of metal
tools could be heard, and Jeremy observed a row of long tables on
the far end of the hall, covered with bottles, linen, and blankets.
Jeremy was in a nursery.
He cautiously made his way to one of the doors and peered in the
window. He saw a young girl sleeping on a metal bed, surrounded by
flowers and Barney dolls. Her stomach was enormously swollen, and
Jeremy noticed movement within her abdomen. Something about the
scene made him uncomfortably ill. He ran down the hall, peering in
each door as he passed along them. Many of the rooms were the same.
Young teenage girls in varying degrees of pregnancy, yet with
stomachs unnaturally huge for any normal child.
Jeremy remembered his aunt who visited him at his house one day,
she was almost ready to give birth. But her stomach was never as
large as the girls he had seen in the basement. What were these
people giving birth to?
Jeremy saw tags on the doors, crudely written in crayon. Names of
the expectant mothers. Jennifer. Molly. Susan. Linda. Victoria.
Talia. Beth. Brenda. Gretchen. Prudence. Sarah.
Where was Fran?
Jeremy ran down an adjoining corridor, one that had a metallic
tinge in its smell and color. At the middle junction, he saw a
brightly lit room, visible from a huge sheet of reinforced glass.
Jeremy neared closer, and peered in. The sight within made him
shiver.
Arranged in neat rows of clear acrylic cribs were newborn children.
But they weren't any children as Jeremy knew. They were large, fat,
gelatinous creatures with puggish snouts and large, sedated eyes.
Their skin hung in great reddish folds, covered with green and
brown spots in random patterns. From under thier immense, pale
bellys hung thick, scaly tails that whipped around clumsily. Most
of the infants had already begun teething. Their teeth were smooth,
creamy white, and perfectly cropped. The horrid mass fumbled in
their cribs, chittering and gurgling, staring stupidly back at the
terrified boy.
Now Jeremy knew who the Loved Ones really were and where they came
from. He supressed the desire to scream in terror, and scampered
down the hall, hoping to find Fran. He wasn't quite sure where one
particular corridor would lead, but he followed it in the vain hope
of finding his sister. At the end of it, he saw a door with a sign
on it. The word on the sign was unknown to Jeremy, and it was
scrawled clumsily with a red crayon: MORGUE.
The smell was overpowering as Jeremy walked in. The room was
enormous, and painted in an institutional grey-blue. Only a few of
the room's fluorescent overhead lights were on, and they flickered
sporadically. Arranged in straight columns were gurneys with
sheet-covered lumps upon them.
Summoning up his courage, Jeremy lifted one of the sheets.
Whoever it was, she had been dead for sometime. The skin was a
marbled white, and the eyes were glazed and dilated. She had long
brown hair and faint red freckles dotting her cheeks. As Jeremy
looked further, he noticed a great recession in her stomach, and
lifted the nightgown. What he saw made him violently ill. She had
no stomach left, and there were signs that indicated something had
burrowed its way out from within the cavity. This young woman had
been the unfortunate mother of a Loved One, like many others laid
upon the cold steel gurneys of the morgue.
Jeremy ran frantically down the corridor, forgetting that someone
could hear him. He ran down another brightly lit hall, past another
nursery. From behind the glass, Jeremy could hear the evil spawn
gurgling and crying. His only wish was to escape from this
unimaginable horror. He looked about the corridors in a complete
state of dread and confusion.
"Jeremy! Is that you?"
Jeremy froze. Slowly he turned around. It was Fran.
She stood outside her door, clad in purple and green pajamas. She
looked well kept and groomed. She smiled and ran towards him. "Oh
Jeremy, I've missed you so much!"
Jeremy ran towards his sister and the two embraced. He was amazed
at how well she looked. She stood back and stared at the guns and
knives he carried.
"Jeremy, what is all that? Why are you back from China so soon?"
"China? You mean they told you I went to China? Don't you know what
happened to me? To Cameron?"
"Barney told me you went away to China, and that you would be back
real soon," she replied. "But look at me. Baby Bop and the Loved
Ones have been giving me so much love and attention since my
birthday. I feel just like a queen."
Jeremy looked at his sister. She looked far more cleaner and
healthier than he did. He remembered the last words he heard Baby
Bop tell Fran before leading her out of the Oval Office: "It's
every girls' dream come true!"
Jeremy swallowed hard and asked his sister, "Fran, what was your
'Special Gift'?"
"Barney and Baby Bop are going to make me a mother!" Fran joyfully
replied. Her eyes sparkled with excitment and her whole body
cringed with excitment. "Barney says it won't be much longer until
I'm ready, then they're gonna put a specially created baby inside
my body, isn't that wonderful?"
"Oh no...." said Jeremy, his voice getting strained. "No, Fran,
don't do it! Look, let me tell you what happens to those who bear
children for Barney. They're dead. And their children, they aren't
normal. They're monsters! We've got to get you out of here Fran,
you'll die if you stay. Barney killed Cameron and he tried to kill
me. He doesn't love you, he'll let you die!"
"No!" shrieked Fran, covering her ears. "Don't tell me such things.
Barney loves me, and I'm going to be a happy mother! A happy
mother, Jeremy!"
Jeremy reached for his sister. As he did though, a green scaly arm
grabbed his shoulder. He was pulled behind and looked into the
baby-like eyes of Barney's sinister companion, Baby Bop.
"For shame, Jeremy, making your sister cwy like that! Don't you
know it's not nice to lie? Shame, shame, shame, naughty Jeremy!"
Jeremy thrashed and hollered, but the green and pink dinosaur held
on with uncanny strength. Baby Bop motioned Fran to return to her
room but the girl only wandered back halfway. Baby Bop latched both
hands onto Jeremy's shoulders and shook him violently.
"Bad, bad, Jeremy-boy! No manners for sister! Wait'll I get Barney
down here, he'll teach you to be so bad! Do you know what happens
to bad, bad boys? Do you?"
Jeremy stared in stunned horror at the squeaky-voiced reptile. He
could only shake his head.
"They get the blade, they do! Bad boys get cut! Deep, deep, deep
cut!" And with a motion smooth and silent as the wind, Baby Bop
pulled a thin, tapering dagger from under her blanket. She thrust
it toward Jeremy's wrist.
Jeremy caught her by the hand, and the two fell upon the floor,
struggling. She began giggling demonically, prying the dagger
closer to Jeremy's tender young skin. From behind, Jeremy could
hear his sister screaming. The next moment he pulled his other arm
free and unstrapped his Bowie knife. He thrust it upward, meeting
soft green flesh.
Baby Bop gave a shrill cry, and staggered back. The knife had
lodged deep into her shoulder. She desperately tried to pull it
out, screaming profanities and inaudible curses. Jeremy leveled his
pistol at her and fired.
The impact of the shot flung the green and pink dinosaur several
feet backwards. The recoil knocked Jeremy flat against his back.
When Jeremy recovered, Fran was kneeling over him. "Jeremy! Jeremy!
Are you okay?"
Jeremy slowly rose and stood, rubbing his arm. He looked down the
hall at Baby Bop. The giggly dinosaur lay flat in a puddle of
pinkish ooze, motionless.
"Jeremy, you....you killed Baby Bop!"
Jeremy put his arm gently on Fran's shoulder. "Sis, you need to see
something".
The two of them hurriedly dashed past Baby Bop's body, and over to
the morgue and nurseries. Putting it mildly, Fran was mortified at
what she saw.
"I can't believe it," she muttered. "I was going to have one of
those? And die from it?"
"That's not even half of it," said Jeremy, reloading the pistol.
He dumped the empty cartridges upon the floor and snapped the
chamber back into place. "Barney and Baby Bop have been killing
older children for years. Their heads are in the back plaza. He
must not want any of us growing into adults."
Fran and Jeremy quickly made their way out of the cellar. At the
foot of the stairs, Jeremy carefully aimed his gun at a set of
pipes and cords lacing the ceiling. He fired several shots into
them, causing steam and sparks to spray everywhere. The lights
began to flicker madly, and the two children ran up the stairwell.
Once at the main doorway, Jeremy and Fran pushed furniture and
other heavy items against the metal doors. Smoke and steam began
seeping from the cracks. Beyond the door, the children heard
bestial screaming and clawing noises at the barricade. They hurried
outside.
Jeremy and Fran caught their breath upon exiting the building. He
could tell his sister was shaken and scared. He put the gun back
under his shirt and talked to her.
"It's gonna be okay, Sis, it's gonna be okay".
"I want my parents back," she said. Her voice lacked emotion, she
had been through enough. "What do we do now?"
Jeremy looked at his sister, then back at the Capitol building.
Great plumes of flame poured from the building. The entire scene
was bathed in a hellish glow of gold and fiery red. He remembered
his shotgun and slid it out of his coat pocket.
"I need to see Barney", he said. Off in the distance he could hear
the singing of children.
Fourth Chapter: Pendulum
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Barney the Dinosaur appeared especially merry that evening, his
dance carried a heavier step and bounce than usual, and his singing
more jubilant than before. Were he to realize that Jeremy Phillips
was back that night, he may have been less exuberant. In fact, were
he to know of the destruction of his secret nursery, the mass
extermination of the Loved One infants, and especially the death of
Baby Bop, Barney would not be happy at all. One would suspect he
could fly into a murderous rage, though the very thought seemed
absurd....
But for the moment, Barney reigned triumphant. Hundreds of children
danced in mindless abandon around the flanks of the fat purple
reptile, while the cloaked musicians huddled in the center of the
cavern, playing flighty melodies on rusted instruments. The whole
scene was a chaotic sea of purple and green, and the air resounded
laughter and singing. Were anyone to venture back out into the
outer plaza above the cavern lair, they would be astounded to see
the former White House shrouded in flame and smoke.
"Hey kids, isn't this some fun?" giggled Barney. "Playtime is
always a good time. It's like having a circus in your very own
home!"
Acknowledging the cue, the Loved Ones in the band picked up their
instruments and began playing "A Circus In My Home", while Barney
donned a ringmaster's hat and coat. The children watched in
amazement as the dinosaur began juggling and singing of the wonders
under the Big Top.
Outside the cavern entrance, Jeremy Phillips rechecked the shotgun
and adjusted the sheath containing a serated hunting knife. He
pulled the ragged purple and green cloak over his head and hands,
then began making his way down the stairwell. His pistol lay with
Fran, who he had instructed to stay behind outside the main plaza.
While she did not care for the heavy firearm, they both agreed she
may need protection...
Jeremy ran a few movie scenes through his head, movies that
featured a lone warrior against an overwhelming foe. He had
particularly liked the Rambo movies, though his mother lectured him
heavily about the needlessness of violence. His uncle showed him
the entire series when he spent a weekend at his apartment once.
Jeremy knew he was nowhere close to Rambo, and he wondered what the
stoic war-veteran would've done against a fat purple dinosaur who
smiled a lot.
The cavern echoed with the chanting of children, and the torch-lit
shadows covered the walls with eerie figures and shapes. In the
middle of this pranced the Purple One himself; inciter of riots,
killer of children, father of monsters, maker of a world marked by
terror and insanity.
Jeremy had feared that the closer he got to Barney, the weaker he
would become. But as the weeks had progressed, he felt stronger
than he ever had before. It was the lack of Barney-videos, the
absence of his plush purple doll and blanket, and the time spent
away from the Purple One's songs and false displays of affection
that brought the boy to his senses. But maybe it was more than
that; what if Barney's power only extended to young children? What
if impending adulthood, with its major physical and mental changes
challenged the control he wielded over the minds of the young? It
would certainly explain the need to kill children on the brink of
adulthood. Was it this that impelled Barney to kill Cameron and
almost Jeremy on their thirteenth birthday? Could Barney simply be
afraid of a childs' change of life?
Jeremy had little time to ponder these questions, for as he cleared
the landing, he came across a Loved One. The creature paused for a
moment, confused. Jeremy, hoping his human features were not
visible to the bloated, dwarfed monster, bowed his head and froze.
The Loved One responded by gurgling out a few inaudible commands,
and notioned Jeremy to follow. The two of them cleared another
landing, and entered the circle of musicians playing for the
children. Jeremy sat at the edge of the circle, terrified. What did
they want him to do?
The Loved One who led Jeremy to the circle lifted the lid to a
rotting old trunk and produced a flat, tightly-bound drum. He gave
it to the boy and notioned for him to sit down. Jeremy sat between
two Loved Ones playing the banjo and lute, and began to pound in
rhythm with the music. It was a song about eating a balanced diet,
and its hypnotic monotony began to entrance Jeremy. He managed to
shake it off, though, for he kept thinking about Cameron and what
lay in store for the rest of the children.
The folds of the cloak hid Jeremy's hands completely, though he
knew that he looked extremely undernourished compared to the plump,
blubbery creatures around him. On occasion, he caught the Loved One
across from him staring, as if it was suspicious. But as long as he
kept still and kept playing, Jeremy knew he'd be okay. He began to
notice an odd texture about the drum, and upon closer inspection,
saw several fine hairs protruding along the surface. In the upper
corner of the instrument was a navel. The disguised boy swallowed
hard, and kept promising himself he'd be alright.
Jeremy lost his self-assurance when he saw Fran making her way down
the stairwell.
She was still clad in her purple and green pajamas, and had wrapped
herself in a Barney blanket. Jeremy could not believe it. Was she
reverting back to her unquestioning devotion to the Purple One?
Hadn't she believed what he had shown her in the cellar?
"Why, look everyone, it's Fran!" Barney hollered.
Jeremy felt the world falling apart. His sister ran down the stairs
and into the crowd of children. "Oh Barney, I've missed you so!"
"Why I've missed you too, Fran. Say 'hello' to Fran, everyone!"
said Barney, who cradled the young girl between his fat, stocky
arms. The mass of children all waved, and smiled. The young girl
hugged the purple dinosaur, a tear rolling down her cheek.
"Barney, are you really doing these terrible things to us? Why must
so many of us die?"
The bloated reptile paused for a moment. In the somber lighting of
the cavern, one would be uncertain whether the dinosaur's
coloration changed to a vibrant shade of scarlet or not. He relaxed
his grip on Fran.
"Why Fran, I have no idea what you're talking about. I bet you just
had a bad dream is all. Don't you know how much I love you? I
wouldn't hurt a hair on your head or anyone else's? I think you
better get back to sleep, you need your rest!"
Fran stepped back from Barney. "Jeremy never went to China. He said
you killed Cameron and tried to kill him. Only because they turned
thirteen. Then I saw those things in the nursery, the Loved Ones,
and then I saw the girls who were made to bear your-"
"Get this kid to bed!" stammered the dinosaur, his head twitching
nervously. "She's obviously had a real bad dream, and that gives me
a great idea for a song! Off to bed, Fran, goodnight!"
Jeremy watched as a Loved One rose from the ensemble, it was the
one who had been staring at him since he joined the circle. It
pulled a set of chains from under its cloak, an iron muzzle hanging
from the end. It was going to take Fran back upstairs, back to the
White House cellar, where it would see the fire and the dead
charred bodies of its kin and suspect that perhaps it was her doing
and maybe-
Jeremy stood up and blocked the Loved One's path. It halted, then
Jeremy flung back his cloak, revealing his human features. It was
long enough to surprise the creature while Jeremy slid out the
shotgun and fired.
The explosion blossomed into the darkness, splattering the Loved
One's ochre against the rest of the musicians. It happened so
suddenly that it never issued a scream. It merely flung backwards
upon the cave floor, and twitched for another moment. The rest of
the Loved Ones in the ensemble scrambled away into the crowd of
children, who screamed in terror and surprise. Taking advantage of
the moment, Jeremy slid another cartridge into the smoking chamber
and reclipped the shotgun.
Unfortunately, Barney had seized the moment as well. When Jeremy
turned back to face the Beast of Purple, the reptile had seized
Fran and clamped his talons along the base of her fragile neck.
"Why Jeremy, what a wonderful surprise! I think you know everyone
here, why did you shoot my friend, the Loved One? Don't you know
that guns are dangerous? Put it away, Jeremy, and Fran won't be
hurt."
"No," replied the boy. "You let her go first. I don't want to kill
you Barney, but I'll shoot if I have to. You aren't going to kill
anymore of us."
Barney giggled. "Look here, everyone. Jeremy is threatening me,
your old pal Barney. I've done nothing wrong or bad. It's him,
shooting my friends and he'll probably kill us if we're not
careful!" It was noticeable that the dinosaurs voice was strained
and quivering.
"Let her go!" yelled Jeremy. He looked at the mass of children,
huddled in fear on the cavern floor. Many clutched their Barney
dolls and looked at him with pleading wide eyes. Jeremy hesitated
for a moment, then recollected himself as he pictured their
delicate skulls littering the back plaza of the White House
outside.
Fran struggled, but Barney had a firm grip upon her throat. "I have
an idea!" said the plump lizard, "let's sing a song we all know and
love. Maybe that will make you feel better, Jeremy." He motioned
for the cloaked musicians to come back, and they slowly picked up
their instruments and began playing an all-too familiar melody....
It was the Barney love song.
"Stop it!" cried Jeremy.
Barney had chosen the song for several reasons. Mainly, it was the
most recognized and entrancing songs he could arrange. But it was
also sufficient to distract Jeremy while a Loved One who was
previously guarding the back entrance came around from behind the
boy.
I love you...you love me...we're a happy family........
The entire crowd of children joined in, while Barney swayed in
rhythm, his hands still clasping Fran's neck. Jeremy was completely
disoriented. As he listened to the music, he wished to liberate his
sister and the rest of the children, but at the same time, he
wanted to join in and sing a chorus himself.
Harsh reality awakened the boy when the Loved One grabbed him from
behind and clutched for the shotgun.
"Yes, yes, get the gun away from the boy!" commanded the chubby
reptile.
In his excitement he released his grip from Fran, who ran over to
the aid of her brother. The three struggled for control of the
weapon, while Barney conducted the body of youngsters who were
entirely hypnotized by the music and the dinosaur's swaying.
Fingers clutched for the trigger, while the barrel rocked crazily
in many directions. The Loved One kept hitting away at the two
children, who were steadily wrenching the gun out of its grasp.
With a great big hug and kiss, from me to you...won't you say-
In a desperate attempt to reclaim the shotgun, the Loved One yanked
hard, the trigger meeting flesh and slamming the hammer. The three
fell backwards, as Barney's right arm exploded at the elbow.
As Fran pinned the Loved One against the floor, Jeremy pulled out
the serated hunting knife and slid it firmly under the Loved One's
chin. It cleared it's oral cavity and the blade tapped the inner
surface of the creature's brainpan. The half/human-half/reptile
creature gurgled and died immediately.
The multitude of children screamed as Barney slouched forward,
clutching his shattered limb, which was spraying pink blood
violently upon the floor and himself. The creature fell to his
knees, reeled back, and let loose an unearthly howl that echoed
frightenly against the ceiling of the cavern. It saw the childrens'
fear and realized that his power was endangered. With great effort,
Barney collected his composure and desperately pleaded with them.
"Children! Please, don't be afraid! It's still me, your old friend
Barney! Don't cower away, don't you know I love you? " He paused
and grimaced in agony, then stood up. "Why, I'll take myself to a
doctor, and fix me up... remember our songs about doctors, kids?
They're our friends....like I'm your friend...." The children
cowered even further when he leaned toward them, his hand clumsily
clenching the broken, bleeding end of his forearm. "Dammit, you
worthless little bastards, come back to me! Come back to me!" The
creature hissed and growled at the children in frustration, then
shifted his gaze upon Jeremy and Fran, who were watching in
horrified astonishment.
"You sniveling little brat-bastard! It's your fault! You came to
rob me of my precious children, and murdered my spawn! I'll kill
you and your slut-sister!"
Jeremy gaped in terror as he looked at the squalid purple creature,
gasping in pain and hate. Barney's eyes had taken on an evil,
reptilian look and his teeth, once clean and smooth-edged, were now
jagged and yellowish. The creature rose on its haunches and plodded
towards the boy. Jeremy instinctively raised the shotgun, leveled
it at Barney's face, and pulled the trigger.
The round sputtered and smoked. The cartridge was a dud.
The next moment the purple monster lunged upon Jeremy, his thick
talons sinking into the boy's chest and legs. Jeremy screamed and
thrashed wildly, trying to keep the dinosaur's teeth away from his
soft stomach. The creature cursed and began muttering guttural
phrases and sounds. The boy franitcally hit at Barney's eyes and
snout, while the reptile thrashed away at his clothing, tearing
away the cloak and dousing the child in pink, pasty blood.
"I'm going to rip every ounce of flesh from your bones, boy! I'm
going to break your spine and eat you alive, I'm going to take your
lungs and wrap them around my-"
The next instant, a clap of thunder broke through the frenzy. The
fat dinosaur's body shuddered and froze. It rolled off of Jeremy
and fell upon its back. A thin trickle of blood seeped from its
nostrils and its entire body slumped. Jeremy staggered back upon
his feet and saw his sister standing before him, clutching the
pistol he had given her earlier outside the White House plaza. Thin
blue smoke rolled lazily out of the barrel.
"I shot Barney, Jeremy," said Fran. "......I shot Barney".
Jeremy put his arms around her and gave her a firm hug. They stood
there for a moment in silence. Then they both turned and cautiously
made their way over to the fat, blubbery body of Barney.
The creature's breathing was faint and raspy. Tears flowed from the
corners of his eyes. Blood seeped from underneath him, and his body
was getting cool and wet. It cocked its head towards the children,
fixing its gaze upon the two, and muttered sadly, "Why won't you
love me anymore?" The next instant it was dead.
Fran dropped the gun to the floor, and leaned against the cavern
wall. "I want to go home".
Jeremy examined his wounds and looked back upon the crowd of
children, who stood in silence. "We'll go home", he said. He
motioned the rest of the children to follow him and his sister up
the rocky stairwell.
As dawn broke over the desolate horizon, Jeremy led the children
outside of the caverns. The children huddled in awe and amazement.
Many hadn't seen the light of day for years.
Epilogue
**********************
It was five years ago that Jeremy and his sister Fran killed the
Purple One. Barney, propagator of lies and false love, had met his
fate at the hands of two children on the verge of adulthood. Now
the world was returning to normal.
Jeremy sat at the window of the coffee shop, sipping hot chocolate
and watching the cars drive by. In the distance he saw the familiar
silhouette of the Capitol building, which was now restored to its
pristine white and cleared of the horrors that lay within. The
White House, though completely destroyed, was being steadily
rebuilt since the cellar had been cleared of its ghastly debris.
The waitress came by with the check, he placed a couple of dollars
upon the table and left, waving to her and smiling. Though he had
not learned her name, she and her husband had been among the first
of adults they had met when the children left the caverns. It had
been an awkward encounter, it seemed that the adults were as
fearful of the children as they had been of them. But as time
passed on, life resumed its rightful path and many families were
reunited.
While many adults had been killed during the Great Act of Love,
many more had escaped the onslaught by prowess, chance, or in many
cases, mercy. Barney's influence had destroyed many adults, but
several had seen the evil early and prepared for the holocaust.
As Jeremy walked down the sidewalk, he was greeted warmly by many
of the shopkeepers and businesspeople, it was widely acknowledged
that he had played a major part in the Purple One's downfall. His
sister Fran had her share of admirers too, in fact she still
received invitations to this function and that, along with the
occasional wedding proposal from men she had never even met.
While Jeremy and Fran had yet to discover what had happened to
their parents during the Great Act of Love, they remained hopeful
that one day they would be reunited. But for now, the two lived
together in a comfortable duplex on the east side of town. Checking
his watch, Jeremy waited at the corner and boarded the bus a few
minutes later that would take him home. The bus was filled with
adults, and he took comfort in that.
Were it not for some of the rubble and missing adults, it would
almost appear that Barney never even existed. Then again, city
ordinance made every step to make it appear so. Once the government
was refounded, it was unanimously decided that all Barney and Baby
Bop paraphernelia was to be promptly and completely destroyed. The
color purple would never be quite a popular color again, unless it
was a distinct shade different from that of Barney's.
Then there was the question of the Loved Ones. It was hoped that
many were killed during the destruction of the nursery. It was also
hoped that most were in the caverns at the time it was sealed off
by carefully arranged explosions last summer. A bounty was placed
for any Loved One captured, dead or alive. A few had been taken in,
but they were always dead and cold by the time they were brought
in. Most hunters couldn't take the sight of the creatures, and
destroyed them out of a sense of loathing. It was also reported
that some parents were telling their children that Loved Ones still
survived in the city sewers, and if they were bad, the creatures
would come at night and take them away. Jeremy didn't know what to
make of that.
The bus arrived at a cool, shady intersection and stopped. Jeremy
stepped outand made his way home.
Upon unlocking his door, Jeremy was met by an unusual sight: two
birthday cakes sitting on the table, their candles lit and shining
bright. On the other end of the table sat Fran, smiling.
"Happy Birthday, Jeremy".
He laughed. "It's not our birthday, what are you-" He paused. There
were thirteen candles on the cake.
"I though it was time for a real celebration. Then maybe we can
plan to send you to China for real", she said, pushing the cake
towards him.
Jeremy sat in silence. Words escaped him. He looked back at her,
made his wish, and blew out the candles. A moment later, she did
the same. The two siblings looked at each other, and laughed.
"Thirteen," she said.
"Thirteen," he answered.
THE END
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Barney T. "Dinosaur"
R.I.P
(Rot in Purgatory)
The story-series of "Day of the Barney", and "Day of the Barney II"
are original works of Brian C. Bull and do not reflect the opinions
of Macalester College, though I would certainly hope so. Any
offense, pleasure, or befuddlement should be directed entirely
towards Mr. Bull and not towards any particular business or
institution he is affiliated with. Barney sucks, 'nuff said.
Brian C. Bull
July 26th, 1993