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A short look at .WAV's
.WAV's can made made from television and tapes and CD's and generally any
media compatible. But aside from the occasional 'maniacal laugh' or belch or
other well known obscene bodily functions, nobody has really made any files
which contain any interesting and/or original compositions. This is an attempt
using Multimedia technology to bridge the gap between man's ability to create
sound using artificial means, and using what we already possess.
A short look at phlegm
God I love phlegm. To me there is no other bodily fluid with the flexibility
of phlegm. You may say - look, phlegm isn't a fluid! Phlegm is just a combin-
ation of saliva and mucus.mucous? mukus? snot, right? Well I already know this
and that is why I think it has so many possibilities. It isn't saliva or snot,
it's the perfect composition of both! It basically proves the existense of God
because only he would see a use for this stuff. There are about 3 compositions
using this stuff, or what I percieve to be this stuff (like I can tell), and
they all have somewhat subtle musical qualities. Enjoy.
How I did it-if you really want to know.
Multimedia for windows is an interesting although many times frustrating
program. It has many uses, but many of them require other devices. For this
series I used an extremely sensitive microphone which is smaller than your
thumb (providing your thumb is larger than 1 by 3 cm). Yes, to answer your
question, at one or two points I had to stick the stupid thing in my mouth,
but you see - it's mine so I don't really care if my germs are on it (if you
are using a family keyboard or something, think about how many germs are on
IT! Eh?). Then using the ingenius waveform editor I create these individual
files. I think the sample rate is 8, I could be wrong. If you have any prob-
lems, ask somebody else because it beats me. Thank you.
Comments
If you have any comments send them to my box. If you have any critisizm
(besides disgust) keep it positive or if it isn't please let me know who you
are because it takes somebody whose pretty wicked awesome to send an anonymous
message through the system. That said, hope you like 'em.
ACE.
Comments to:Don Butland