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1994-03-03
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PCBoard PPE Version
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║ ▒▒ Introduction ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ║
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VooDoo is a PCBoard 15.1 PPE to annoy those users everyone hates : lamers...
Normal users (non-lamers) can put a curse on those assholes using voodoo a
voodoo doll with pins. The lamer will then be presented with a nice picture
of his doll and some "friendly" advice.
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║ ▒▒ Disclaimer ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ║
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This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance
to real persons, living or dead is purley coincidental. Void where
prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by
bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during
shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or
implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy
equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB
approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to
affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only.
Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition
persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without
notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary
if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance
of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits
all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substaintial amount of
non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent
the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For
office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop
in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly.
Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at
time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file,
unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure
to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles.
Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial
penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling
rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your
recipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly
endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west
of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions
before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt
delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this
engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in
code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only
in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with
same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check
here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price
does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for
children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly
prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No
anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for
resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull
down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back
of previous stub.
This supersedes all previous notices.
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║ ▒▒ FreeWare ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ║
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This program is FreeWare, which means it IS Copyrighted, but no fee is asked
for the use of it. I would appreciate it however, if you'd send me a card or
letter with comments or suggestions on this program. See the end of this
document for my address.
For those idiots who think they can call themselves "hackers", and who are
changing my copyright messages, GROW UP ! Everyone can write a PEX, why hack
one ? And this one's free, NO crippling ! So lamers, stay out of my code !
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║ ▒▒ Installation ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ║
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Copy VOODOO.PPE and VOODOO.CFG in some directory. During the execution of the
program, a temporary file named VOODOO.TMP will be created in that same
directory, but it will be deleted after execution.
To make it available to your users, add an entry to your CMD.LST (see PCB dox
for instructions). I strongly suggest setting the minimum security rather high
to prevent the PPE of being used by the lamers themselves.
All menus are controlled with the cursor and [ENTER] keys.
The program itself has some online help.
To change some options, take a look at the VOODOO.CFG file.
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║ ▒▒ Other [JMJ] Products ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ║
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■ 1Line : The classical ProBoard oneliner PEX, lots of options and text
codes
Also available as a PCBoard PPE
■ JMJQuote : A PEX that displays quotes
■ TTET : The Totally Excellent Tagger 2.0
Text file viewer with tagging (excellent for filelists ¡!)
■ JMJSpeed : Speed Statistics PPE and PEX
To get my other programs and MoDs call one of these boards :
BrainDead : ++32-14-437272 (from 22.00 h)
Lions & Pittaway ]I[ : ++32-14-650001
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║ ▒▒ Credits ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ║
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This program was made by Ruben Provoost, also known as [JMJ].
The Turbo Pascal 6.0 IDE was used to edit the source and the dox.
TheDraw 4.60 was used to design the screens.
My address is : Ruben Provoost
Losting 45
B-3221 Nieuwrode
Belgium
This address will change in the near future, but when I move I will also
release a new version of this program, and include my new address in the
DOCs.
[εND oF DoCuMεNT]